Ozil and Cazorla rated best midfielders in Europe

I think marginally deranged is closer to the mark!....

 

It is an old school chant.

Chelsea etc sing a version of it too.

Go to a game Stan

 

Does this mean your cock is bigger than Stan's?

 

I think it means he's really clutching!

Although I've always thought that CFC and IQ87 were very similar.

 

Are they even the best midfielders at Arsenal?

 

To be fair to San, CFC, the only chant he really knows these days, is the one that goes "Is there a fire drill?" but he can't join in with that one, because it's always being sung by the opposing fans.

 

Is he from the Far East?

 

Definitely the Home Counties, at least.

 

Rupert San?

 

Is that in Surrey?

 

Depends if your name is Surrey.

 

ho ho ho!

I see what you did there, Stan!

 

Nice owning HIAG

 

Before he turned into Santa.

 

Thanks, mate. I'd rather "own" these days than wum, since it's more dignified.

 

Fun fact. Ozil has three assists in 2016 compared to James Milner's seven.

 

To be fair he hasn't played for three months

 

Fun fact, over the entire season he has 19 assists in all competitions and 8 goals.

He is the highest assist maker in the country, and the highest creative player in the league, and Europe.

 

Good for him. Assist stats mean little.

Gone missing far too often since Xmas.

 

Assist stats mean little yet you just came up with your fun fact feeling the need to mention his low assist rate in 2016.

Nice one.