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Have u ever been in prison?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ACWORTH2016, Apr 9, 2016.

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  1. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    GCers who have been in the slammer:

    Aldo - Domestic Abuse, Theft of Buckie, Defecating in the street
    Edge - Trafficking young Polish men to install insulation and ride his missus' nose
    Dev - Murdering Catholics (name soon to be released in relation to Bloody Sunday)
    Jono - NONCE
    Monaco - Operating numerous Ponzi Schemes, also jailed in Uganda for being a ****ter
    Kevin - 28 terabytes of child porn category 5
     
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    Patience, Apr 10, 2016
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ****in yaaaaaaaaasssssss, I got a menshy <party>
     
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    monacoger, Apr 10, 2016
  3. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    **** up, ****.
     
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^daft **** keeps forgetting he's on my ignore list
     
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    monacoger, Apr 10, 2016
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  5. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    Aye, like a holiday.

    A holiday where every **** you see is a thief and every time you leave your room someone nicks your toiletries or other "valuables"
     
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    Da Original M.D 20/20, Apr 10, 2016
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Sounds like Magaluf.
     
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    Archers Road, Apr 10, 2016
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  7. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    Aye well I can guarantee you that's where the similarities end. There's no loads of scantily clad wummin roaming about, looking to get their hole(s) filled.
     
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    Da Original M.D 20/20, Apr 10, 2016
  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I've visited my pal in Bar-L & Low Moss. He said Bar-L was pretty grim but Low Moss was a skoosh case.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 10, 2016
  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    There is in Holloway.
     
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  10. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Not in jail.

    But been in cells overnight twice.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Apr 10, 2016

  11. Patience

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    ^^^^^ Went to jail in 1913 for being a massive ****ter.
     
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    Patience, Apr 11, 2016
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  12. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    In *****lia
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    One of mates was in an open prison, more drugs in there than out here.
     
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    Null Well-Known Member
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    Open prison ... They don't mind if you go to other prisons
     
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  15. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Is he your ex copper partner that you grassed on, so you you only did community service marking exam papers and eating meat feast pizzas? ****ing tout!!! You are on my ignore list. Prick
     
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    monacoger, Apr 11, 2016
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  16. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    They also smoked loads of crime-free organic scottish-grown hash, the finest known to mankind <ok>
     
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    Toby, Apr 12, 2016
  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    ^^^^^^^^
    Like Dev Kryptonite.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 12, 2016
  18. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I'm your only weakness? :huh:

    I don't get it.
     
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    Toby, Apr 12, 2016
  19. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    Tis true.

    I've always found it hilarious that people get jailed for drugs then end up making even more money inside, what with the ridiculously inflated drug prices.

    Banking (shoving stuff up your arse) pays better than most jobs.
     
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    Da Original M.D 20/20, Apr 12, 2016
  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I now remember It was Castle Huntly he was in, 5 to a room and hash coming out of your yayas. He actually used the words "Holiday Camp".
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 13, 2016
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