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  1. Washysafc

    Washysafc Well-Known Member

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    Newcastle United Reveal Champions League PlansFootball News 24/70diggsdigg
    Rent a crowd
    Newcastle United are considering radical plans they hope will bring Champions League football to the Club within two years.

    Speaking from outside St James Park yesterday, Jimmy ‘five bellies’ Gardner claimed that he had come up with the idea whilst watching Sky Sports News and couldn’t believe that no one had thought of it before.

    “I was watching the arrival of Sergio Aguera at Manchester City and was amazed by how few fans were at the ground, this would never have happened at Newcastle. I remember camping out for four months to see Kevin Keegan and being almost crushed by 3 million geordies when Alan Shearer came home.”

    “We might not have the most money but we certainly have the most passionate fans, how many other clubs would attract 400,000 people for the signing of Sheki Kuqi?”

    “The idea would be to loan The Toon Army to other clubs for the arrival of their big signings, if this works we could branch out into strikes, protests or just good old fashioned riots but the important thing is that we generate money for The Club.”

    “I’ve made a few enquiries and have already had a positive response from Manchester City and Arsenal, they were a bit concerned over their club shirts being too small but I said that we’d all be happy in skins, we are ready to go whenever they are.”

    It is believed that ‘fan loans’ are allowed under existing FA rules and would allow Clubs like Newcastle United to generate money from their biggest asset.

    Owner Mike Ashley said yesterday that ‘he was very interested in any ideas that involved exploiting the Club’s loyal fan base and he thought he’d look quite good in Spurs shirt.’

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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    ****ing brilliant mate............
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh> Brilliant!
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    murray out Well-Known Member

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    class

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    SAFCDRUM Well-Known Member

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    WTF?? ha ha classic
     
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    :) fookin classic! Cheers washy, just text this to my mag mates just waitin for them to bite!
     
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    You can't argue that they have the most form for the highlighted text above...<whistle>
     
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    <laugh> Good one that.
     
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  10. Washysafc

    Washysafc Well-Known Member

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    Thanks lads
     
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    Shameless Well hung member

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    I feel so much better having read that - OUTSTANDING, KEEP POSTING!


    (nearly wet my nicks <laugh>)
     
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    <laugh> <ok>
     
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    Washy, was this you? If so, sterling job!! <ok>
     
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    "Owner Mike Ashley said yesterday that &#8216;he was very interested in any ideas that involved exploiting the Club&#8217;s loyal fan base and he thought he&#8217;d look quite good in Spurs shirt"

    LMFAO Class
     
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