Anyone ever had the urge? Well, don't. My eldest daughter's "in-laws" are ex-army and go to the annual army-navy rugby match at Twickers. There's always a massive piss-up and every now and then someone gets the urge to drop everything and go for a jog. One of their mates did and ended up on the child sex offenders list! You're treated in exactly the same way as someone who flashes at kids (as there are minors in the crowd)
I did it once when I was pissed on a campsite in the south of France when on holiday with some friends..It ended up with us getting kicked off the site..
Done it a few times inc getting escorted out of Scarboro by the local constabulary, From the bus stop and running into a pub about 10 of us. Last one in had to get the beers.( It was the Londonderry if anybody is interested from Crowtree bus station) It was worth the laugh seeing all the faces of the drinkers. This was years ago mind and after what Sid just said I would probably not do it again.
you streaked in the derry? lucky the local didnr chop you up and use you for sunday lunch after their banjo session.