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No heart, no commitment, and one foot in the grave - My thoughts on the Southampton game

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  1. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Not much more to say. Another bullshit 4-5-1 just hoof it to no where performance.

    We're likely going down.

    Ratings -

    Darlow - 5.5 - Feel sorry for him. Good decision making at times to stop it becoming embarrassing.

    Janmaat - 1 - ****.

    Saylor - 0

    Lascelles - 4.5 - Average

    Mbemba - 5.5 - Good last ditch interceptions and tackles at times.

    Anita - 4.5 - Tried his best.

    Sissoko - 2 - ****e. Half hearted, poor deliveries, didn't look bothered.

    Wijnaldum - 2 - Passenger

    Perez - 3 - Couldn't impact very often.

    Townsend - 6 - Great goal, our only real threat.

    Mitrovic - 3 - No service, no impact.

    De Jong - 3

    Cisse - 2

    Benitez - 5 - I think he understands now just how pointless this is, although I'm pissed off with his 4-5-1 ****e.
     
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  2. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    What fcks me off more than anything is these players have taken us to this position over 31 games. You look at it and think - right, they must be contributing, so something has to change. 32nd game, THE SAME FCKING PLAYERS. It's the very definition of insanity, they keep doing the same things and somehow expecting different results, it's so very frustrating.

    When (no longer if) we go down, we're going to be a better club without Cisse, Sissoko, Wijnaldum, Janmaat, Taylor, Coloccini and Tiote. The likes of Anita, Colback, Perez, Mitrovic, Lascelles, Mbemba, Dummettt, Mbabu, Armstrong, De Jong are by all account top class Championship players. Roll on next year, I've had enough.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    they can all go and **** themselves with a purple dildo wrapped in sandpaper for all I care.
    **** them.
     
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  4. Brian Storm

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    Ta lads, down you go, now we can try and dig ourselves out of this without the irritants you are scraping about just beneath us. We could join you as soon as two games time.
     
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  5. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Disgrace. Not one of them will be missed.
     
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  6. Nobby's Trumpet

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    Jamaal Lascelles made two quality challenges on Mane in quick succession. I'd give him more credot , Taylor however looked intoxicated.
     
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  7. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    I'd murder the bastards. Steven Taylor should not play another game for the club.
     
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  8. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    We need to decide how we want to rebuild the club, right now. How do we want to play?

    Personally, Leicester would be my model. Fast wingers who can cross, a pacey striker, and 4 no-nonsense defenders please.
     
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  9. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    New game.....Where's Wijnaldum?

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  10. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    0 is a bit generous for Steven Taylor IMHO.
     
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  11. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    That's too easy.

    He's not there...






    he failed to turn up again.
     
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  12. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    I thought Wijnaldum had been pretty good for you guys this year.. looked the only one capable of scoring. Guessing his form has dipped quite a bit last month or so? He was one player I wouldn't have minded taking form you if you went down, goal scoring midfielders are tricky to come by.
     
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  13. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    Steven Taylor has stole a living from this club for more than a decade. What a fat cancerous blight of a piece of **** bastard he is.
     
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  14. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    You just know he'll be given a new contract though when we are relegated. Easier and cheaper than having to sign someone new.
     
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  15. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    Captain fantastic next year under Carver.

    Oh Christ - I actually see that happening.

    I'm off to mastubate myself unconscious and forget about this ****ing mess.
     
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  16. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    I've already turned to the drink.
     
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  17. The Little General

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    You would love 2 Albert, go on , admit it :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Well......maybe if the dildo was glittery and stuff......
     
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  19. The Little General

    The Little General Well-Known Member

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    SaD Duk. Typical prick, bet you don't even live in Newcastele.
     
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  20. The Little General

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    Albat, we need to stick together, not call Saylor x
     
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