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Match Day Thread Formation porn for Southampton

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darth Plagueis, Apr 3, 2016.

  1. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Saylor is so ****.
     
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    It's ok guys, we started with that prolific striker everyone thinks is brilliant...
     
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  3. Nobby's Trumpet

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    Steven Taylor has the footballing IQ of a chestnut.
     
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    Palace are hammering Norwich, so undoubtedly Norwich will win 1-0 <laugh>
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Sounds like you're the league whipping boys now lads, nothing has changed with the Fat waiter, he's probably asked your players to try and they've all got offended and turned on him.

    Shame, you looked like you had something about you both times we have played you this season.
     
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  6. Travelsick07

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    Last 3 games we've been playing with 10 men. I have no idea why Rafa plays taylor ahead of Lascelles.
     
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  7. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Benitez is a myth who traded off Gerrard's right foot and no doubt a few dodgy Spanish contacts <ok>

    Southampton have been impressive today, picked a disrespectfully attacking line-up, because our squad deserves no respect. They could have started 1 CB and everyone else upfront, it's been that easy.
     
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  8. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    I genuinely hope this kills off the goateed blob's sham of a career
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Make that 9 then because Sissoko doesn't count as a football player.
     
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  10. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    This is ridiculous, we need to get up the pitch! We can't just sit back like this. We need to get someone up with Mitro!
     
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    That's an undeserved compliment for him. If we share as high a percentage of our DNA with Sissoko as we do with a banana, I'd be surprised.
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Well it sounds like you're being banged like a $10 Hoe and the manager is doing nothing about it.

    You have a left back on your bench if I'm not mistaken but you've started with a midget central midfielder in there instead. <ok>
     
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    Ayoze and Gini should be doing this only they are not

    Complete passengers.
     
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  14. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    This pretty much sums it up unfortunately.
     
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    My stream is breaking up big time so am turning off and gonna pop to the gym and just watch the final scores roll in..
    After that gonna have a power smoothie with some muesli in.
    I may then cut my toenails.
     
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  16. Darth Plagueis

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    We need to ****ing switch to 4-4-2, we'll get dominated with 4 or 5 or 6 midfielders!!!

    Get someone up with Mitro!!
     
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    I disagree, we need to hold onto this 0-1 scoreline, it might save us <laugh>
     
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    Anita lb don't work Taylor is crap and our cm players can't play football
     
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  19. Lord Jonjomort

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    As soon as I saw the line up and that pathetically sh*t 4-2-3-1 I knew we'd get beat. I don't understand it - we're more or less the only business on the planet that has no consequence for failure. 31 games of Sissoko being abysmal. The answer? Pick him again. Saylor could not have been worse than he was vs. Norwich. Result? Picked again. Rinse and repeat for at least 6 of them.
     
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    It's a heady mix. Bring on the Championship, I'm tired of this. At least defeat today means I don't have to cling on to misguided hope anymore.
     
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