You have a problem with those is positions of power and authority who speak with a plumby public school accent, don't you, Stan? Were you, as a boy, once heavily chastised by such a person and publicly humiliated by him; and have you been crippled and embittered with the guilt that you wasted so many nights furiously masturbating as you relived the memory, over and over, in every increasing perverted fantasies?
