we are the teds we are the teds

go go go you liverpool teds
beat these foreign guys show them you are the reds
a magic flame or qprted energy will take you too the final
im gonna cut a record and put in on vinyl

 

First

 

Can we adopt you as our board mascot Ted?

 

We tend to do well on the back of Ted threads.

 

yes where theres a ted theres a way everytime i get involved the might of liverpool is unlieshed
its a bill shankly thing he was my hero
im going to be the official liverpool mascot,we will win the cup
eey aye adio we will win the cup
wheres papa ted g i ,love him

 

#tedforlifeyo

 

still no papa g where is he im very worried

 

if you mean who i think then probs eating junk

 

Do you live in Jaywick Ted?

 

yes i come from jaywick but love the reds,and today is no joke
as we liverpool destroy stoke
they think there tough but they are queer folk
and its about time they awoke

 

He slipped and fell in the bog knocking himself out when his head hit the porcelain. His face landed in the bowl and he drowned in the toilet water. Quite tragic really.

 

no no no i love papa g

 

Yes. Its a sad way he passed. The worst thing is he had eaten a greasy meal and already used the toilet before he passed.

 

but once more im your lucky mascot as liverpool are two one up against stoke city wow wow wow
we are the teds we are the teds we are we are we are the teds

 

now look liverpool have gone three up
we are the teds we are the teds

 

Ted the thread every week.

 

#ted4life

 

i cant believe you went onto win 4-1 it all goes crazy when ever i post on your site you win or draw i must be somehow related to ian rush you always won when he scored and you never lose when i post on your site so a weekly ted post next season me\ans you win the title

 

Next years ours anyway Ted.

 

WELL THE LIVERPOOL TED FAN CLUB IS THE BIGGEST IN THE COUNTRY SO I THINK YOUVE GOT IT