Superb! That's both Pastie and Stan "owned" in one comment! I've given you a "like" for that, Pastie.
He was often very funny. it's like Marmite you either like it or hate it. You are the forum's Marmite. Me personally I like Marmite with cheese. that's why I don't dislike you as you can be very cheesy, and some of your stuff cracks me up. Keep up the good work.
Surely your property building empire and self awareness is comparable to the shy and retiring Donald Trump ? Hopefully you have better hair (with all his money get a ****ing transplant rather than combover)
I do confess, G4E, that I am quite often in stitches as I write some of my better stuff. Some of my classic "ownings" of Pixie have had me in tears. The key thing, I believe, is never to take things seriously. Even when I'm telephoning the police to complain about Stan, I'm doing it with a rakish smile.
Plus what we make from rigging the markets and from insider trading. I am so glad I didn't use Panama to hide all my money
I think we all like to take the piss out of HIAG, and most of it he's forced to say he doesn't mind because it's clearly after a wum has blown up in his face. But you can always tell when he's rattled, because the fish/Picard/laughing etc pictures get posted. One of the many things though that tell me HIAG isn't the hot shot lawyer that he claims to be, is his shocking lack of checking small details. They are an absolute giveaway and complete schoolboy errors. If one of his hot shot contracts had those levels of basic errors in them, he'd have been taken to the cleaners by now (a lot like what happens on here)
I've been in Exeter doing some consultancy work, Sucky. I was out all day and then back at the hotel for the evening. I'm back with my family for the weekend. I'll be doing that for the next two or three months. I'm getting paid top dollar, so I don't mind being away from home.
No, Stan. I am unversally considered to be one of the best burger-flippers in the business. I've thrown in my job at the local Maccy D, and I've gone it alone as a hired-gun, roving the country to teach the next generation of burger-flippers how to be the best. Exeter needed me, so I've got right on the case.
It's a shame that someone as successful as you has to live in a Days Inn during the week to earn your £300 an hour. Your wife must get lonely. I'd send Shteve round but he's dead.
There are an incredible number of bore and sexually frustrated housewives out there, Stan. I **** myself stupid just thinking about them.
