Off Topic For everybody EXCEPT MrRAWhite

Billy could do his bit for global warming by air ****ing . . . . which could look like he was playing with his air guitar

 

Nah, love my golf too much. lad at the club brings his dog out with him, it cant play though

 

Not a turkey shoot?

**** that.

 

Does it fetch his balls back?

 

no mate, he has got it so well trained, very obedient little dog, some kind of spaniel it is.

 

Is he taking it to Turkey as a sniffer dog?

 

no mate, don't think it would fit in his golf bag.

 

Spotify

 

I'm not sure whether I should comment on this thread, but I do hope that the original comment regarding human activity caused climate change being a lie was made tongue in cheek..
Even a daft Manc couldn't be that stupid..

 

It was especially for you mate, a lot of thought goes into my bollocks!

 

I missed this one altogether, until by some strange premonition I wandered on to page 3 and found it..

 

It's like a 6th sense, the ability to detect somebody dismissing climate change.

Hang Tel, hang him now.

I hope you take heed of the comments on here, add to your vast array of planet saving behavioural habits by reading Gordon's suggestion of 'Air ****ing'

 

I couldn't give up the Rum, everything else can go but not that. I think I would end up in prison without it, it's the only thing that chills me out.

 

I couldn't give up the Rum, everything else can go but not that. I think I would end up in prison without it, it's the only thing that chills me out.

 

Just as well you've got your own boozer then.

 

Hence why I need the rum Tel, haha

 

XHamster

 

My legs spend half my life walking on the fells with our lass.

 

I'm not sure you're allowed on this thread RAW. @Despicable_Tel do you want these RAW posts deleted?