Have you heard anyone but a 'Scot' refer to the toilet as 'the lavvie'. My allegiance to FC Bayern and Bavaria/Deutschland in general does not alter my birthright!!!
Umma f..k!!!! Cannae stand the 'unmentionables'!!!! Saw Franz Beckenbauer on TV in 1966 (age 11) leading up to the World Cup and visited the library for information. Everything grew from that age. Reminds me of that fateful day in 1966 when the bums down south gobbed the WC. My father who, like me, was a bit of a piss-artist telephoned the BBC after the end of the final and informed some daft bint that "this was a victory for all Britain". This was the start of our lifelong distrust as I grabbed the phone and told the wifey at the other end that it was no f.....n' victory for me and she could go and finger f..k her English c..t!!!! Shortly after the above episode I was sent 'up the toon' to a private school to better myself. Needless to say from the tone of my posts this proved a f.....n' waste of money!!!! After the quarter final in 1970 when my boys fought back from 0 -2 to win 3 - 2 I wore a German football top with the school tie and blazer from my posh alma mater. Needless to say I was sent home after a ridiculous lesson on pride in one's own country; f.....n' arseholes!! Mia San Mia
Just look upon me as your run of the mill (sash my father wore) orange taig! Life in the 'ignore list' sounds just fine; keep on truckin'
With all their attitude you'd have to have a lot of Patience. Couldn't marry one of our dark sisters though, racist penis.
