Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

I relocated to London before RHC locked me up in a van remember?

I'm originally from Wales though.

 

Another one? That's Luv, Lucas and yourself now....

does es rhc know you're Welsh

 

And rhc himself of course

 

He's a ****ing sheep shagger

 

Want a crack?

 

You have a thing for the Welsh?
Zingy, Luv, Sant... (He's honanoury welsh)

 

Kids off school so bloody McDonald's today

 

No thanks. Anyway you should be happy enough letting Deneece take care of yours with her massive truncheon

 

Getting paid to?

 

FFFFSS.

Not me, I'm just here to civilise them.
A sort of Missionary Position.

 

Actually, good point. Got paid for 1 hour of the 2 hour lunch.

 

Thats a bad thing?

 

If you've been there more than 5 years you qualify as a full welshman

 

Try telling the natives that.

 

or if you live in Warrington / wool country

 

getting paid to go for lunch is indeed a most wonderous thing

 

that's what the sheep in Wales always say

 

got a killer app idea.

you guys can sell this or maybe tell me if its available

Design a app with a timer so you can enter hourly rate and then run when in bog so you know how much you were paid to poop..

it needs poop specific graphics... some jokes to come up etc.

 

Or.... Take your hourly rate / by 60 then X by minutes in bog.

 

Instead of spending a penny you could work out exactly how much you've spent.
Of someone else's money.