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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Apr 8, 2016.

  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I think that this story me be apocryphal but I heard a story about a guy who pulled a woman and when she got him back to her flat and asked him to let her tie him face down on the bed, he agreed and the next thing you know a guy dressed in a batman outfit jumped out of the wardrobe and proceeded to sodomise him.

    Is there a name for that?
     
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    hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah^^^
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Doogie the ref fae Kirkie did that once only it was superman and I don't think he sodomised the fella.

    <peacedove> rip Doogie
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    The sodomy is what makes it funny. Well it made me laugh, but not at the time obviously.
     
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    F.A.O. Trev and his equally fat mess of a mate Pud. I did say that he still claims that to this day, I didn't say it was true. Why don't the pair of you try and get your hole instead of annoying me. You are both on my ignore list now. Pricks<grr>
     
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  8. Ciaran

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    I went through a couple of months ****ing to bodybuilding women porn. Those massive clits.

    Sickens me now.

    It's been stepdaughter porn for a while now.
     
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    ^^^^beelin that some of his clients don't lick his minge and ring piece



    ****, wrong account
     
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  10. GroveRanger

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    Is it as good as baby sitter porn?
     
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    How is your stepdaughter anyway?
     
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    Middle aged former German female sports stars:

    Katarina Witt, Franziska van Almsick, Katarina Krabbe and Heike Drechsler.

    Oooops; it's the lavvie for me!!!!
     
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  13. Ciaran

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    Same idea mate, same 'actors' show up on occasion too <laugh>
     
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  14. Ciaran

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    Sore.
     
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  15. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    What the **** do you mean.. ACTORS!!!

    It's coincidence that all situations happen in front of a moving camera!
     
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    good throat ****ing vid yesterday for my weekly ****

    Depends on the mood really doesn't it.
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Similar to Dev's apocryphal tale which I want to eb true but it's probably bullshit

    Guy in the boozer I drank in pulls burd

    Goes back to his house

    Whips down his kegs, pulls up her skirt, pulls her pants a-side n starts doing her doggy style over the couch

    He starts hitting his vinegar strokes

    She starts shouting she want to see his face as he cums

    He pulls out bus pass from back pocket and puts it in front of her face
     
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    Canny believe you typed aw that oot pud
     
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    I didnae...

    I copied in pasted it from my CV (from interests section"
     
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    Sorry but this thread is for Scottish and northern Irish people only.
     
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