The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

A business park. Mega.

HIAG and his creator always revert to the ignorant and stupid argument when they get twitchy about being rumbled.

"Why Stan, WHY?!"

 

Sure.

 

Hiag says I couldn't afford him when I said he wasn't a real lawyer !

 

You can't. Don't try and pretend you can.

 

I love the way that HIAG has now brought the Asians into the story along with the Cornish builder and the secret Russian financiars. I reckon we'll see the appearance of the African land buyers soon, just to add some spice to furnish HIAGs fantasies of being an international man of mystery

 

The Asians are big in Devon. You ought to know that, Pastie.

 

Why would I know that Biggins ?

 

Oh I thought YOU were No One Famous! And then Shteve?

 

Oh and FYI, I dont come here to laugh at HIAG, I come here to laugh at PISKIE attempting to laugh at HIAG

 

Yeah, because HIAG really doesn't make a laughing stock of himself on here at all

 

So all the money I have made working in the City can't buy you !
Speak to NSIS about the kind of money we make.

 

You'd be better speaking to one of my ex wives!

 

I'm well aware of the obstinate nature of our "wum master".

 

just don't make it 3 !

Hiag the lawyer cum property magnate thinks he is loaded - best I look out for him in the Sunday Times Rich List or Forbes

or maybe hiag is Donald Trump ?

 

Dortmund are capable of getting a goal so we will need to be on form at Anfield, a couple of early goals will settle the nerves.

 

Shteve's dead.

 

really?!
Are you sure you are not Shteve?

 

RIP Shteve

i liked him

 

Shteve's dead. He's locked in my basement.

 

He knew too much.