Not guilty, told you I had an alibi. At the time she went missing I was in a small clearing in the New Forest with some Pagan chums stark boll*ck naked dancing in a circle trying to raise the spirit of Herne The Hunter. Not usually my thing, those White Witches aren't exactly familiar with the Gillette Ladyshave, but they have an open attitude to short fat blokes running around with their nob out and I was first in line to volunteer a donation of my seed during the proceedings. Had tea and biscuits after, lovely.
