I mean, it must be hard though, a healthy lad, millions of pounds, constant streams of poontang throwing themselves at you.
Saw an article on the front cover of one of my missus' girlie mags about Cheryl Cole worrying that her new boyfriend (That kid from One Direction) will stray and cheat on her and it made me piss myself.
Of course he will cheat on you Cheryl, I mean ffs, What two professions do people most associate with playboyism and sleeping around?
Footballers and Musicians. So what does she do after her footballer husband cheats on her, starts going out with a kid from the most famous boy band on the planet.
He will have clunge thrown at him left and right, sure for the first couple of years he will be a good boy, Cheryl is the hot older woman. But when he constantly gets hot 19 year old girls offering themselves to you on a plate, especially as Cheryl gets older, his constitution will buckle.
In short, date an accountant or some ****.