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Blimey, Pixie! I've just finished up in the hotel bar after watching the PSG v £ity game, and I've brought a bottle of red back to the room. Why the hell would I want to nit-pick over a whole load of wum-bollocks with you for!
Have you worked out how old your mum is yet?
 
First one isnt true AT ALL.
1) She wasnt Bridges wife
2) When she lied and said she had slept with John Terry, she and Bridge had been split up a year
3) She admitted in the national press that she never slept with JT and issued an unreserved apology

Second one 100% true

Third: What was said was this (verified by lip readers)

Anton: Did you just call me a black ****?
John: NO! Course I never called you a black ****, you ****ing knob head

Fourth is true


Try again
Hahaha, wife was wrong, but if you actually believe he didn't bone her, then you're beyond naive

He got a super injunction out on her ffs, who would do that if they hadn't been playing hide the sausage? the 'confession' afterwards was a Max Clifford inspired con act.
 
Hahaha, wife was wrong, but if you actually believe he didn't bone her, then you're beyond naive

He got a super injunction out on her ffs, who would do that if they hadn't been playing hide the sausage? the 'confession' afterwards was a Max Clifford inspired con act.

He probably did bone her.
But if he did it was a year after she and Bridge had split up and Bridge had left Chelsea.
Boning your ex-colleagues ex-girlfriend isn't quite as bad as boning your colleagues wife.
Though not sure Mrs Terry was comforted by that <laugh>
 
He probably did bone her.
But if he did it was a year after she and Bridge had split up and Bridge had left Chelsea.
Boning your ex-colleagues ex-girlfriend isn't quite as bad as boning your colleagues wife.
Though not sure Mrs Terry was comforted by that <laugh>
She continues to be comforted by his £120k a week salary mate.

The kind of slags who become WAGs don't have a strong moral compass.
 
He probably did bone her.
But if he did it was a year after she and Bridge had split up and Bridge had left Chelsea.
Boning your ex-colleagues ex-girlfriend isn't quite as bad as boning your colleagues wife.
Though not sure Mrs Terry was comforted by that <laugh>
Mrs Terry clearly didn't care. It's not the first time Terry has been caught! Didn't he bone some teenage girl in his car a few years back?
 
Mrs Terry clearly didn't care. It's not the first time Terry has been caught! Didn't he bone some teenage girl in his car a few years back?
I mean, it must be hard though, a healthy lad, millions of pounds, constant streams of poontang throwing themselves at you.
Saw an article on the front cover of one of my missus' girlie mags about Cheryl Cole worrying that her new boyfriend (That kid from One Direction) will stray and cheat on her and it made me piss myself.
Of course he will cheat on you Cheryl, I mean ffs, What two professions do people most associate with playboyism and sleeping around?
Footballers and Musicians. So what does she do after her footballer husband cheats on her, starts going out with a kid from the most famous boy band on the planet.
He will have clunge thrown at him left and right, sure for the first couple of years he will be a good boy, Cheryl is the hot older woman. But when he constantly gets hot 19 year old girls offering themselves to you on a plate, especially as Cheryl gets older, his constitution will buckle.

In short, date an accountant or some ****. <laugh>
 
I mean, it must be hard though, a healthy lad, millions of pounds, constant streams of poontang throwing themselves at you.
Saw an article on the front cover of one of my missus' girlie mags about Cheryl Cole worrying that her new boyfriend (That kid from One Direction) will stray and cheat on her and it made me piss myself.
Of course he will cheat on you Cheryl, I mean ffs, What two professions do people most associate with playboyism and sleeping around?
Footballers and Musicians. So what does she do after her footballer husband cheats on her, starts going out with a kid from the most famous boy band on the planet.
He will have clunge thrown at him left and right, sure for the first couple of years he will be a good boy, Cheryl is the hot older woman. But when he constantly gets hot 19 year old girls offering themselves to you on a plate, especially as Cheryl gets older, his constitution will buckle.

In short, date an accountant or some ****. <laugh>

Cheryl seeems unable to keep a man for very long does she? .... now what does that suggest? <whistle>
 
I mean, it must be hard though, a healthy lad, millions of pounds, constant streams of poontang throwing themselves at you.
Saw an article on the front cover of one of my missus' girlie mags about Cheryl Cole worrying that her new boyfriend (That kid from One Direction) will stray and cheat on her and it made me piss myself.
Of course he will cheat on you Cheryl, I mean ffs, What two professions do people most associate with playboyism and sleeping around?
Footballers and Musicians. So what does she do after her footballer husband cheats on her, starts going out with a kid from the most famous boy band on the planet.
He will have clunge thrown at him left and right, sure for the first couple of years he will be a good boy, Cheryl is the hot older woman. But when he constantly gets hot 19 year old girls offering themselves to you on a plate, especially as Cheryl gets older, his constitution will buckle.

In short, date an accountant or some ****. <laugh>
As I said yesterday, cricketers are even worse as they are on the road for so much of the season. They spend half of the county season playing away matches which involve several overnighters. The county players earn such **** money that they spend the winters playing in Australia or South Africa. The international players spend the summers on the road playing for England and the winters on tour. Basically they are hardly ever at home so it's like being on tour with the lads for most of the year. They definitely believe in the motto that what goes on tour stays on tour. I could write a book about my time working in that world but I'd be sued into bankruptcy as I couldn't prove any of it!
 
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As I said yesterday, cricketers are even worse as they are on the road for so much of the season. They spend half of the county season playing away matches which involve several overnighters. The county players earn such **** money that they spend the winters playing in Australia or South Africa. The international players spend the summers on the road playing for England and the winters on tour. Basically they are hardly ever at home so it's like being on tour with the lads for most of the year. They definitely believe in the motto that what goes on tour stays on tour. I could write a book about my time working in that world but I'd be sued into bankruptcy as I couldn't prove any of it!

... or end up in Bodmin Gaol, with the wind howling across the moor outside and just a stub of candle to light the lonely nights and keep the shadows away <whistle>
 
... or end up in Bodmin Gaol, with the wind howling across the moor outside and just a stub of candle to light the lonely nights and keep the shadows away <whistle>
If HIAG represented me at the trial I'd be the first person in history executed for slander/libel (I don't know the difference, it's not my field).
 
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He probably did bone her.
But if he did it was a year after she and Bridge had split up and Bridge had left Chelsea.
Boning your ex-colleagues ex-girlfriend isn't quite as bad as boning your colleagues wife.
Though not sure Mrs Terry was comforted by that <laugh>

Yeah, never understood what the fuss was about. She'd split up with Bridge and they all **** each others girlfriends.

A mate of mine is shagging my ex. So what. I am happy for him, she is great in bed
 
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I never got the ex thing...it's got **** all to do with me who my ex shags so what makes Wayne Bridge special?
I get why Mrs Terry and his kids might have been pissed off but never understood the Team Bridge ****
 
If HIAG represented me at the trial I'd be the first person in history executed for slander/libel (I don't know the difference, it's not my field).
Ask Chief, he will tell you.
Slander is verbal, Libel is written :p
 
I do find it weird that Giggsy doesn't get half the heat JT gets.
What Giggsy did was FAR worse.
Your sister in law ffs?!
Thats ****ing depraved.
 
I do find it weird that Giggsy doesn't get half the heat JT gets.
What Giggsy did was FAR worse.
Your sister in law ffs?!
Thats ****ing depraved.
I think JT gets stick as he's a repeat offender and spreads his misdemeanours across a variety of different things. Giggsy's just a swordsman who wanted to make his brother feel even more inferior...
 
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