Morning Everyone

Castleger Brilliant. I hadn't even noticed that but as soon as I looked at the photo again I couldn't help but being drawn towards it I was like a moth to a flame

I'm outta here

 

She isn't too bad mate

My burd has an older brother who is 22, his burd might just be the hottest thing I have ever seen. One of them that I bet goes daft for the boaby. Nae wonder she is pregnant already

 

Aye anyway muir, I ****ing hate it when I'm texting and the missus goes in a huff. She always tries to read what I'm texting and no giving me any piece She'll get a text and I'll no give a ****

 

I'd give her one ML, getting a go on those tits would be worth it.

 

i ****ing hate moths, all dusty and that

 

Aye it gets on my nerves. These auld ****s on here will not know what we are on about because they are too old for texting

 

I quite like spiders legs

 

How many of you lot have a "Social Networking" page that you use? I used to have a Bebo but have only been on it once in 18 months.

 

Venom I never have and never will. Just can't be arsed with Bebo, Facebook or any of that ****e so I just text instead.

 

tell her you have a new number and give her the uncle thats been pestering you about her's number. that should end it pretty quick.

 

i have bebo. i used it once when i made it and logged in again to tell it to stop emailing me. all social networking is ****e.

 

Or, stick her mobile number on here and we could all have a bit of fun with the deranged bint

 

Dougie/Muir - Agreed, I made a Bebo page because my mate said it was handy when you're offshore. Is it ****, just means people can leave dodgy messages about you on a digital page saved under your name. Great.

 

have a facebook account, its a great way to stalk people and perv on my sisters/mrs mates, especially "sex pixie" as i like to call her

 

LR - I have to admit that social networking sites seem to be a sexual predators wet-dream.

 

I've got a bebo but not been on in months, and got a facebook where I enjoy sending drunken messages to birds I went to school with

Venom the tits are good apart from, again, the lack of any nipples. She does have them but she might as well not. She was too shy and even took a load of pestering from me before she'd even think about going down

 

yes, yes they are.

 

Lack of nipples

Must be some sort of disease.

 

I wonder Ml - were you her first?? Might go someway to explain this unhealthy obsession she has developed on you?

Anyway, once she went down, was she skilled in this department??

 

That is why I must stay away.