****ebags

He works in the shard now buddy

 

I've had a bedroom here for the last month Only managed a week of sofas, too old for that **** nowadays.

London is awesome, if any of you Jocks could afford to live here you'd love it. Unfortunately, as mentioned several times on here, the only Jocks you get down here are tramps

 

A room...? Surely you mean you own a house?

A week sofa-surfing When I go home tonight, I doubt I'll be reflecting on what a **** deal I have

 

Get back on your knees, those camels can't **** themselves, it's the downside of having hooves

 

calton bar with the lads for a game of pool

Salt of the earth

 

You mean you don't own property? Gotcha

 

That there London

 

Let's not play that game, I'll definitely win

 

You ****s are ****s.

Kneecap a few and it will stop.

 

Been trying to play it for the past 3 comments. Just curious as to why someone who can 'afford' to live in London, doesn't own their own home, or by 'afford' do you really mean in a shared flat with other people you probably don't know, eating cereal out of the box for the last 2 weeks of every month?

 

Jiffy stylin

 

AKA Livin' the Dream

 

As per.

 

Spam Valley.

 

I have heard Saudi Arabia is quite nice.

 

You're from the Mearns Nev?

 

Sunni with outbreaks of oppression.