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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Best be careful not to damage it or you really would be tinkling the ivories.

    I am so sorry.
     
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  2. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Here it is! I can't be arsed to make a pun.

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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Blimey, they'd be able to see your dimples from the Isle of Wight. Could you be prosecuted for indecency walking around with your particulars hanging out in a house with all glass walls? The bottom half is obscured but you'd cop an eyeful descending the stairs.

    "Where do you live?"
    "Over there in that penthouse flat"
    "Are you the short fat fecker who walks around with his nob out?"
    "No, you must be referring to my Butler"
    "He looks just like you"
    "Tell me my dear, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?"
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I used to live on Benwell road opposite the Emirates .
    About 100 metres from the cannons.
    I could see the Henri statue from my balcony.
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    11391530_10205356534687426_4787676346265018181_n.jpg

    Last year after they won the FA cup from my house.
     
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You like a balcony don't you SN?
     
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    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    When I look out my window I 'm usually looking down at my puke with a bit of remorse .
     
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  8. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Yes
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I once worked in an office on Renfield Street, Glasgow, across the road from the lane where the Horseshoe Bar is. On that same lane was a lap dancing club (canny remember the name of it now).

    What I do remember is sitting in a meeting on late afternoon and everybody was looking out of the window to across the road where we could see the lap dancing lassies getting changed.

    We didn't see any actual nudity unfortunately.

    True story.
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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  11. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I'm really disappointed with the end of your story, G.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Me too, also the start and middle.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Sorry <laugh>
     
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  14. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    It's called platinum lace now an I don't know anyone who works in there. No sirree Bob
     
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  15. Archers Road

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    So not your mum then?
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Were there any woolen mittens Gambo ?
     
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  17. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Grove, a 2 pager with huge potential to get to 3.

    Well done <applause>
     
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  18. GroveRanger

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    My rep is going through the roof! (Out of the basement at least)
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    :huh:
     
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  20. Patience

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    3 pages YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS
     
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