Off Topic Off this board.....................

Name the posters you'd like to have a drink with that you already haven't.

Comm.
Terry.
Crumble.
Joe.
Tees.
Joe on fire.
Brian.
Pops.
QWOP.
Monty, (bizarrely).
Murray out.
Blunham.
Sid
Gil, (the sick twat).
Gordon.
Kinky John.
Roger.
Relic.
Dorty mag.
Rooch.

Sorry if I've missed anybody out.

 

Where's this complete list, so that I can do what you seem to have done

 

Not even in top ******* 20.

 

That`s going to be some session that mind Billy.

 

I'd like to have a pint with you, Billy (this is not me asking you for a date, mind) as well as most on here (that I haven't already done so with) with the odd exception . . . .

Comm., 'cos he thinks that I'm a woofta

Terry, 'cos he omitted me from his list this afternoon (although before that I'd love to have done)

Coco 'cos I'm not a nurse

Monty 'cos I'm not a Nursery nurse

I'm just going through your list, Billy

Murray 'cos I don't know who he is (I haven't seen him around for blinking ages)

Me 'cos I've got now't to offer

Wandy, who isn't on the list, 'cos, like Monty, English doesn't seem to be his 'first' language . . . . only joking, mind

I would like to have a pint with Thrush (Cardew), Disco, Tigger, Vince, Diddles, Zippy, Marcus, Qwop and Somb. too, of those that aren't on that list . . . . I've enjoyed meeting/drinking with a few others, who know who they are

What a soppy git

p.s. for some of this my tongue is firmly where it should be (and those bits are, hopefully, obvious)

 

It was a list of controversial posters for goodness sake man, you'll have no issues getting a pint out of me (not in a milking me sort of way, I mean I'd buy you one) mate.

I'm not a big drinker, so I'd have to have a group meeting and one pint would count as ten drinks with ten people!

 

Quite frankly, you are all twats

x

 

I know that, Terry (read my edit . . . . which I submitted before reading your post)

Also . . . . you could have said that you'd 'give me one' instead of 'buy me one' which would have been better

p.s. again, some of this includes my tongue being appropriately placed

 

That's true.
An otter is lurking - Derek Roy Henderson.
Haway lad, chirp up.

 

I've met a few posters from the forum over the last couple of years - all good and friendly people! - I would happily have a pint and a chat with anyone - as long as I wasn't expected to give an in depth opinion regarding the intricacies and tactical analysis of football.

 

Is football not just a big money laundering cover up by the illuminati though?

 

And the satanists. And them trouser leg rolled up lot.

 

If that was the case then conversationally I'd be your man

 

Do you drink tap water?

I'd buy you an actual pint, that's nowt to do with the question

 

No not if I can help it - I'd rather a pint of beer

 

I knew I'd set myself up there, I was specifically talking about the tap water conspiracy

 

I tend to avoid over fluoridated substances if I can

 

Any paranoid tendencies?

 

Only when I take my foil hat off

 

What`s the buggers doing with the watter like?