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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Apr 5, 2016.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    When they catch up with you, say hi to Adam Johnson.
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Police say Jade has links to the Merseyside and Manchester areas, but they also believe she may also have connections as far north as Cumbria and as far south as Bristol.

    That narrows the search down.
     
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  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    No need to suspect the 15 million men from the eastern half of England.
     
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I don't think you lot should be making jokes about this
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Patience Spastic Arab

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  8. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Is " extremely vulnerable " code for something?
     
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  9. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    It is code for "Scouse bird gets dolled up and posts selfies on social media, gets groomed on-line and arranges to meet Mr Tall Dark and Handsome in town only to find he and his mates are Dark alright but not particularly handsome and are all from the Indian sub-continent and she is to be passed around like a worn out copy of a Rodox tug book from the mid-80's"

    Not been anywhere near Liverpool for decades. Stone cold alibi.
     
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  10. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Has met Grove.
     
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  11. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
    Am I the resident Peedo now?
     
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  12. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Don't limit yourself like that. After reviewing yesterday's 'Out Your Window' thread, the panel decided you'd be our go to guy on a wide range of sexual deviance.Congratulations.
     
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  13. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Ooh Sexual Deviant, I like that.

    I may be a saddle sniffer but I'm not a kiddie fiddler. Your children are safe with me and I would be more than happy to take them to ballet classes, horse riding or gymnastics.
     
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  14. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    please log in to view this image
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  15. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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  16. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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  17. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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  18. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    The Grovener Shirley?
     
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  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    <laugh>
     
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