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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Anilingus Aficionado, Mar 30, 2016.

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  1. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    You walked straight in to being wrapped around the head by Trev's black dildo when the LYT stormed the Waterloo. Last thing you remember is trying to wolf down a spunk-covered McVitie's digestive.

    #LYT4LYF
     
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    Patience, Apr 4, 2016
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    There are worse things to remember, I suppose
     
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    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Lying on your back, legs behind your ears, whilst Patience ate the banana out of your gaping arsehole.
     
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    Patience, Apr 4, 2016
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I love the Waterloo Bar. I like to widen the circle of my friends.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 4, 2016
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  5. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Your such a gent, offering to push everyone at the bar's stool in.
     
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  6. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    HAHAHAHA GAY JOKE!
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Don't call pud a gay joke, Nicky. Not sure what is wrong with you today, but you are being rather nasty and hurtful
     
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    monacoger, Apr 4, 2016
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  8. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    POOVES at Ibrox tonight.

    Conga Loyal leaves Waterloo bar tonight at 1800 hours over Squiggly bridge and onto Paisley Road. All are welcome to join the conga as it snakes up to Ibrox. Brown brogues preferable though not essential.

    We are aiming for a world record conga, another record associated with our great Club.

    WATP
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Room for a small one? I'll join the back of the line as it weaves down Robertson St. <ok>
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 5, 2016
  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Can we drink on the bus?

    Is there a ceasefire for proddy meets?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 5, 2016
  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I'm walking it anyway. Gony be cutting it fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

    Up the YCV
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 5, 2016
  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'm off to hacksaw half way through the Squinty bridge.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 5, 2016
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I don't cross that one so hack away ya hackett basturt
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 5, 2016
  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Then I shall do all the bridges, including the King George V.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 5, 2016
  15. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I plan on going under the Clyde via the secret tunnel hidden beneath the rotunda restaurant.

    (you do realise I don't need to cross the river don't you, old bean?)
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Got that covered (Not literally) , Dyna Mite.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 5, 2016
  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    It's not secret ya moob. The Rotunda was actually the air vent for it. That's why there's one on the south side of the river as well. I have actually been through it. Very interesting. All cobbled and very wet.

    Bit like Scan's burd.
     
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  18. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Nae pape lovers allowed. Apart fea Baz of course.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Apr 5, 2016
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    A aye thote it wiz fur gittin hoarses n kerts acrose the ruvur
     
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Ps you've just broke the first rule of Rotunda club.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 5, 2016
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