Voyeur

I just had a call from a mate who is in an all male dance group(I think he might be gay) and every Tuesday morning they need to do yoga, dance moves and **** like that. The yoga studio has huge windows and the people from across the road can see in, which usually isn't a problem. But today there was some elderly pervert staring in the window, nodding his head furiously whilst pulling his plonker and not paying any attention to some powerpoint thing about finance. The world is full of ****ing weirdos.

 

And obviously the title of the thread should be "Voyeur" and not "Voyuer", *****ger, you daft ****!

 

You do realise you can change the thread title Newbie?

 

Of course!

 

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I'm confused about this Powerpoint thing about finance. If the guy's outside on the other side of the street from the yoga studio, why would he be watching a Powerpoint presentation? If he's inside a building on the other side of the street, how do you know what he's supposed to be watching unless you're in the room with him - or are the elderly pervert himself?

 

Aye, I was wondering that too. I think the OP is full of it...and I don't mean Powerpoint.

 

I was trying to take the piss out of Grove's "Out your window" thread and I obviously didn't take into consideration how tough a crowd GC can be sometimes. Jip, delete this thread please.

 

This went well ...

 

I haven't read Grove's thread yet, so this all went over my head. Will report back shortly.

 

You are using the past tense as if the thread if dead!

 

I've now read Grove's thread and can officially confirm that this parody thread is quite amusing.

 

I knew that because you did the same with my "Gloves on the train" thread you scamp.

 

why thank you kind sir. Jip, don't delete this thread, sticky it instead

 

I remember a few years ago there were loads of parody threads

 

I've read both threads and this one has bad AIDS

 

Sorry, this thread wasn't aimed at you, I should have made that clear.

 

Ah...apologies

 

Another thread holocaust for Auld Mon

Up there with the Birthday Thread.

 

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