Off Topic A gift for my wife

Should have an after party in Pattaya. Much more fun.

 

Where the wife isn't invited.

 

I realised I had got it wrong as soon as Gordon mentioned it, but I wasn't going to give him the benefit of giving into him..

 

You didn't have to

 

That's all he lives for though, we have to give him a few scraps here and there, otherwise he'll just stop living.

He made a spelling mistake the other day, I nearly jumped all over it, but I know now I've pointed it out, it'll kill him and he'll have to go back through them all to find it... he'll pretend he won't, he'll say "No I won't like, Tel " but you and I both know, he will

 

Off course.

 

I've got nee idea what you're talking about, so no I won't, Tel, you cockney twat

Oh bother . . . . I did it, didn't I

 

Resorting to stereotypical insults, that's low.

You've been hanging around with me too long.

 

Aah, but I don't mean it

 

Yes Gordon..Leave the Cockney Manc wannabe typical stereo thieving twat out of this..

 

Well in that case, I'll give you a clue, it was on the WBA meet up thread

 

Oy, less of the theiving twat, I'm just a regular twat, I pay for my goods.

Now pipe down or I'll tell everybody I spotted you at Toon Mock Funeral pt 2 rehearsals, auditioning for Coffin Bearer number 3... oh, too late. My bad.

 

Well I can't blinking see it

Not now anyway !