Off Topic A gift for my wife

Aye, that's more like it.
Yer can let her look at all the bonny pictures while you get pissed on good Czech beer.
Nice one.

 

Blinking heck . . . . Billy's idea was better than that (the last one about nicking some)

 

Remember to tell her

a). You didn`t forget
b). You were having her on by keeping it quiet.
c). You wanted it to be a lovely surprise.

Hope you get away with it you daft nacker. How come she hasn`t been dropping hints for the last month?

 

I didn't quite forget the anniversary (I knew it was due in April sometime )- I just didn't realise it was 25 years until she mention it yesterday (dealing with dates and numbers was never my strongest trait) -to be fair my wife quite laid back it all ...most likely the reason I've been happily married 25 years, she seldom makes a fuss - so I'm not in the dog house (well I don't think I am ? starting to doubt myself now) ... any-hows we're going away this Sunday for a few days - she's happy

 

Hard to beat the Louvre for art but Paris is a but iffy at the moment.

 

Never been a fan of Paris - or should I say Parisians I don't visit there unless I really have to

 

i like Paris, never been to Prague even when my brother lived there.
Good idea sending her off to the museums and you can go in all them titty bars
Glad you got it sorted

 

Its all a bit onesided.

What did she get you?

 

It doesn't matter what his answer is, Comm . . . . my reply is

The stingy bitch

Let's see

 

We're both working artist and musicians so I'm happy to look at the artworks

 

she's paying for the trip away

 

10 rolls of wallpaper and a 'i fancy a change of colour in the living room' smirk.

 

A man after my own heart..
My advise would be to spoil her rotten for the day, with a slap up meal. chocolates and a nice personal gift that you know she would appreciate..

 

My first wedding anniversary is in June, I think the first one is paper, so I'll put a few bets on for her, bosh.

@commachio1 what happened to your wedding?

 

What the feck does that mean, Whitey

 

Means that we are on the same wavelength..

 

Done the Thai paperwork last time i was home up north.

Heading back up Sat, to collect it early next week. Then its Songkran water festival (new year) plus her birthday. So basically a week of water fights and getting lashed. Plus whatever else she has sorted. But i know all her family are heading back (we employ half the ****ers and every **** is keeping schtum, so it sounds costly whatever). Devious witch.

 

You're my hero!

 

My invite hasn't arrived yet. I wait by the letter box every morning, for an envelope that smells of Old Spice and Singha Beer.

 

This is probably one of those moments where you realise that you've been saying a phrase wrong your whole life.