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  1. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    Been married 25 years today- jeez time flies when your having fun! So as anniversaries go this makes it our silver anniversary -so do I go with the norm and buy her a silver gift? If so what?- or should I ignore convention and buy something random ? - decisions decisions ...Help
     
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  2. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Blinking heck . . . . it's a bit late starting to think about this now, like <doh>

    You should have arranged to take her on a cruise for a couple of weeks, but you've cocked that up (unless you're joshing, of course) . . . . if you're serious it should be a while before she lets your cock up, if she's got any sense <laugh>

    Congratulations anyway <cheers>

     
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  3. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    I found out yesterday it was 25 years when she mentioned it <doh>
     
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  4. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    So what are you going to do to 'fix' this problem . . . . that's all your fault :huh:

    We went to Cyprus for our Silver Wedding celebration . . . . to an 'adult only' hotel (no, Billy :laugh:) because, for the only time that we've ever arranged so, we didn't want any kids around when we didn't have ours with us <smooch>
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Silver wedding anniversary is one day away, hit you like a train to the face because you forgot... first thing you do, ask us bunch of idiots what to buy for you wife <laugh>

    You best get to the jewellers mate, pronto, or you could end up sleeping outside in a box tomorrow.
     
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  6. Blunham Mackem

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    Dye your hair grey and tell her you got her a Silver Fox!!

    Thats the best I can do at the minute mate.
     
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  7. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    You've probably been married for 25 years, too, haven't you . . . . altogether :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh> Never occurred to me to add them all up. Yeh, 27 years in total.

    Just pm'd you.
     
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  9. Billy Death

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    Just put some tinsel around your cock & take her up the back door.
     
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    At short notice, book her a spa day and then rush down to the jewellers and get some dosh lashed over the counter. That might appease her till you can think of something better.
     
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  12. Commachio

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    A bungee jump.
     
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  13. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    ha good plan ... just I don't have any hair :emoticon-0147-emo:
    <cheers>
     
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  14. Billy Death

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    Or parachute.
     
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  15. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    So it's a hair-brained plan . . . . not a good one <doh>

    <whistle>
     
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  16. Charley Farley

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    Get some flowers from a garage.
     
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  17. Billy Death

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    Or nick some from the cemetery.
     
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  18. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    decided on a weekend away - will visit some art galleries <cheers>
     
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  19. Billy Death

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    Where yers gannin?
    Dinnit tell me Paris yer posh, gay twat.
     
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  20. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    haven't decided yet - definitely not Paris - possibly Prague- looking at flights at the moment
     
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