How the hell are you pronouncing 'water' @Gerrez ... ah I see the normal name is back again ... where are you living if you sold your house but haven't bough a new one yet ?! Tent city ??
This ^ Some ****er came in once askad asked Denice if they had bottled water. After everyone had finished pissing themselves, she explained that it wasn't a wine bar
Sounds like an awesome place. Thats sarcasm by the way Not wholly unrealistic to expect any public house to sell bottled water these days or is this **** hole an Ale only kinda place? Are there usually two guys sat in the corner having an arm wrestling competition? And a guy called "Old Mac" who never leaves the place and has like 3 teeth and is accompanied by a German Shepherd who howls every time the pub cheers a Liverpool goal? And let me guess, this "Denise" is a feisty 40-50 year old scouse bird who has worked there for 15 years and is/was married or in a relationship with the owner, a 60 year old guy called Steve who drives a Saab or a BMW?