Been married 25 years today- jeez time flies when your having fun! So as anniversaries go this makes it our silver anniversary -so do I go with the norm and buy her a silver gift? If so what?- or should I ignore convention and buy something random ? - decisions decisions ...Help
Blinking heck . . . . it's a bit late starting to think about this now, like You should have arranged to take her on a cruise for a couple of weeks, but you've cocked that up (unless you're joshing, of course) . . . . if you're serious it should be a while before she lets your cock up, if she's got any sense Congratulations anyway
So what are you going to do to 'fix' this problem . . . . that's all your fault We went to Cyprus for our Silver Wedding celebration . . . . to an 'adult only' hotel (no, Billy ) because, for the only time that we've ever arranged so, we didn't want any kids around when we didn't have ours with us
Silver wedding anniversary is one day away, hit you like a train to the face because you forgot... first thing you do, ask us bunch of idiots what to buy for you wife You best get to the jewellers mate, pronto, or you could end up sleeping outside in a box tomorrow.
Dye your hair grey and tell her you got her a Silver Fox!! Thats the best I can do at the minute mate.
At short notice, book her a spa day and then rush down to the jewellers and get some dosh lashed over the counter. That might appease her till you can think of something better.