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Your Bird V Your Mate

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Jul 27, 2011.

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  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Yep balls on the chopping block, sorry
     
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    Sam Axe, Jul 28, 2011
  2. John Smith

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    I went out with a girl like that for years but it never did any good. I have got quite canny with the method though...
     
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    John Smith, Jul 28, 2011
  3. John Smith

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    Only if you're in Norfolk and it's your mates bird as well. <ok>
     
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    John Smith, Jul 28, 2011
  4. Kyle?

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    Is everyone in norfolk inbred, or is it just a myth?
     
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  5. Sam Axe

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    Norfolk/Alabama - Same thing really <diva>
     
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  6. John Smith

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    A pertinent question...
     
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  7. Kyle?

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    I apologise wholeheartedly to anybody from norfolk. I didn't mean to offend you and your sister/girlfriend.
     
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  8. Sam Axe

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    I did <ok>
     
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  9. Kyle?

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    I've learnt my lesson when it comes to insulting people. After my last massive argument with Toby, i've learnt that i'm not going to win, better to apologise and move on, even if the person you argued with doesn't understand that concept.
     
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  10. OSP

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    Hmmmm, who would win. Your bird, or your mate....

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  11. peadar1987

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    And vicious, don't forget vicious! ;)
     
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  12. Null

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    My brothers word of advice:

    "Don't let a burd come between you and your mates...


    Unless she's kinky like that!"
     
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    Null, Jul 28, 2011
  13. ToL1D7

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    Only way you could techincally get with your friends girl is if he invited you, spit roast his girl, in which case its 2 bro's and 1 slut. By nature Men > women. so always your mate over a woman! :D
     
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    ToL1D7, Jul 28, 2011
  14. luvgonzo

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    I suppose it all comes down to you can't shag your mate so the Bird wins.

    Well you could shag your mate! But would you want to?
     
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    luvgonzo, Jul 28, 2011
  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Tell whoever told you to chose to **** off.
     
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    Ciaran, Jul 28, 2011
  16. peadar1987

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    Yeah, in reality, it would depend on the bird, and the mate, but if one is asking you to choose, they're an arse and they're probably the ones getting cut loose. Your mates shouldn't expect you to give up your bird for them, and your bird definitely shouldn't ask you to ditch your mates.
     
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    peadar1987, Jul 28, 2011
  17. Kyle?

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    I would always pick my mates over a bird. They've stuck by me through thick and thin, throughout numerous personal issues, and i thank them for that.
     
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