Who comes first? Who wins? For me it has always been my mate because I have always thought birds come and go while mates are forever. It never goes down well with the bird though which is probably why I always get the elbow after a while. Still, never mind eh!
To be honest, you probably wouldn't need a bird if your friends are prepared to give you the elbow as well... Plus the bird always comes first.
Or steal their bird. Never got that. And mates not talking to you again after sleeping with their ex..... Piffle.
That's one of the golden rules and I have never broken any of them. Came close one night but that's beside the point
They shouldn't clash. A good individual should be able to balance it. Some mates can, some mates are just awful at it and they're the worst.
same here..in the end she wasn't worth it..she was a bit of a nutcase and i knew if i shagged her she would have been blowing up my phone 24 hours a day..so i got out of there, quick.
Bro's before Hoes. Disagree all you like, but if that bitch leaves your ass its gonna be your mates who stick by you, unless you shag their mother/sister/etc. then you deserve it.
Right on. My mates mother is a real milf. He's said that he'll kill anyone who ever tries it on with her.
You're lucky. The women I go out with would put your balls in a vice grip if you so much looked at another woman
Just remembered that one of my friends has a hot cousin. Is that allowed, or will the knife be needed then as well?
