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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. KingPepeReina.

    KingPepeReina. Active Member

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  2. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    IF it ever happened it would'nt be Walton.

    <laugh>
     
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  3. KingPepeReina.

    KingPepeReina. Active Member

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    He would have the **** beaten out of him because he plays for United.Thats where Jan Molby served his two weeks and he was looked after because he was a Liverpool player.
     
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  4. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    And me! The point I was trying to make is that just in legal terms, you are either guilty or not guilty in law. The guy was trying to suggest you can be legally gulity despite being found not gulity at court.

    Morality is different, but also pretty useless. It's the law that carries.
     
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  5. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    How the hell have we gone from law to players getting beaten up?
     
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  6. terrifictraore

    terrifictraore Well-Known Member

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    that's the beauty and the beast of the banter thread!
     
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  7. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    To be fair KPR,When Mickey Thomas got sent to jail he ended up in Walton for the first 2 weeks until he was assessed.
    And he said his bottle went when he got there because of his Utd connections.
    He said when he walked onto the wing there was loads of well built scar faced fellas waiting for him,and they were only the screws.
    But when he mixed with the other prisoners he only got banter and not battered,and the lads in his cell were good to him.
    After the two weeks he got sent to open prison but he'd asked for his cellmates addresses so he could show his affection and thanks for their friendship.

    His two cellmates on release got home and each found an envalope with mickeys thank you inside,Both are now doing 5 years for passing false £20 notes and deception.

    <whistle>
     
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  8. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Indeed.

    On a side note does anyone know what squad number Howard Webb has next season?!
     
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  9. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    He got his usual number b4f.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. terrifictraore

    terrifictraore Well-Known Member

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    Have you not heard the transfer news, remember city are the big spenders now?
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I heard Kenny put in a £20M bid for Howard Webb, I believe he has his medical next Tuesday.
     
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  12. merrysupersteve

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    KPR, I never thought I'd say this, but well summised. <ok>
     
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  13. merrysupersteve

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    Webb is worth a lot more than £20 million in today's market. He guarantees us 10 - 15 points a season and as such is one of the most valuable commodities in the modern game. £35 - 40 million and we'll talk <ok>
     
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  14. Swarbs

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    If he's worth at least £35 million, surely we'd expect Dalglish to open the bidding at £60 million? ;)
     
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  15. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    19 I believe.

    if he wins the title for us he'll have the no. 20 bestowed to him as it's a nice round number ....like his head.
     
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  16. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    "servicing his sister in law for 8 years " - What is she a Ford Fiesta? did that include a MOT and full valeting?

    Your regard for the female of our species is amazing.


    I bet the girlies just love you?
     
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  17. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    KPR prefers Ronan Keating to girls :smiley-finger007:
     
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  18. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Morning Eric.

    You enjoying the school holidays?
     
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  19. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Not with my three kids running riot I'm not Dave
     
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  20. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    <laugh>

    Same here mate. Working from home today <grr>

    Driving me mad and it's only 9:45.
     
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