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Bottle Jobs

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by TwistAndShout, Mar 5, 2016.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh> That's a very beta male attempt to brush off your **** up over getting the name of Bodmin Jail wrong and being utterly disemboweled by Stan and Tobes on that thread over your fake property claims.
     
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  2. Notice how the tools and muppets stick together? They're like a rabble of scurvy, flea-infested rats!
     
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  3. TwistAndShout

    TwistAndShout Active Member

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    Can we stop before Louie has a meltdown and Biggins tells us more of his favourite little and large memories & get back onto the thread topic of spurs being bottle jobs?

    If they'd won their three must win games - West Ham, Arsenal & Liverpool, they'd be top now, even if Leicester win today.
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You see what I mean ? Such a drama queen thing to come out with <diva>
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    If Leicester win today, would you say that will be Spurs' title bottle job completed ?
     
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    And, of course, you'd know all about bottle jobs, being the universally acknowledged experts?...
     
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  7. TwistAndShout

    TwistAndShout Active Member

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    I don't think even Bobby Davro would deny that.
     
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  8. <laugh>
    Hilarious stuff, Sid!

    Stan = embittered estate agent who thinks he knows it all about property development, but actually doesn't (my builder partner thinks he's a complete knobhead)

    Tobes = incompetent insurance clerk who wouldn't even know how to change a washer on a tap, let alone how deep a footing has to be in order to comply with building regs!

    The fact that you put your faith in those two muppets to try to score points off me in a property development "who's got the biggest cock?" competition shows just how dreadfully desperate you are! It's hilarious and tragic in equal measure.
     
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  9. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    Can we discuss your bottle job of failing to beat relegation threatened norwich and palace, who ain't won since mid December in the league, villa (the worst team ever) and losing to nearly relegated newcastle and bottle job spurs...cos if you'd won those easy games you would be 2nd in the league... just saying like
     
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  10. TwistAndShout

    TwistAndShout Active Member

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    Palace knocked you out of the cup. (And you also lost to Newcastle).

    Nice try though <ok>
     
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    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    Bald Archie Not606 Official Lurker

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    So.....We're all collective bottlers when we lose, otherwise we'd all win the league.....o_O
     
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  13. Lee263

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    Leicester hold their bottle once again, the nations favourite neutral team.
     
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  14. This is West Ham's best chance of ever winning the League.
     
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  15. Lee263

    Lee263 Well-Known Member

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    We were never in it.

    You were though.

    And ya blew it.
     
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  16. We are only in it by default.
     
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  17. Blueman

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    You never will be.
     
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  18. <laugh>
    Lee doesn't seem to understand that you've got to be in it to bottle it!
     
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    I did try and point that out to Twisty, or Tricky, or whatever he's calling himself now, but the concept seems beyond his grasp...
     
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  20. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Do you really expect him to understand anything?
     
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