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Idiot!

You've only got yourself to blame, then.

 

I've always seen HIAG as a bit of a Christopher Biggins type. A bit of a drama queen, clown, attention seeker and beta male.

 

Must be difficult to keep such an active infantile mind busy on days you're not a school?...

 

When you start posting anything that makes sense, I might respond likewise...

 

It would be very interesting to see what anybody is like on the days that they are a school ....

 

**** me, I didn't realise you'd joined the grammar police as well as being an honorary Spammer!...

 

We've already got Spence, now we've got Biggins too!

 

Not grammar policing, more pointing out basic sentence construction. Your's made no sense at all. I've always had a soft spot for the Hammers too. I used to go and watch them play, when Arsenal were away and I couldn't get tickets.

 

You've always struck me as a Sid Little character, Pixie. Remember that dull routine he and Eddie Large used to do, whereby Sid would be trying to sing a song on his guitar, as Eddie took the piss in the background? It always ended with Sid eventually getting to sing his song in his usual tuneless, dull fashion, and the crowd (that had been given free tickets to be there) would rattle out a sympathetic round of applause; remember that? That's how I see you, Pixie. The tragic bit being that you genuinely believe that the crowd love you. Sure, a couple of tossers will, but the majority would rather you just **** off and let the funny fat one get back on stage with his **** Kojak impression.

 

The Spanner lads remind me of Beavis and Butthead.

 

That's a fanciful little rant Biggins, but you have to admit that you embody all of the traits: attention seeking, drama queen, village idiot/clown and beta male characteristics of your namesake.

 

In other words, grammar policing!...

 

Remind be of just butthead!...

 

FFS Louie!

 

Your comment was less a grammar tweak and more like needing a complete rewrite

 

To much cheap Sangria and sun today ?

 

Ok, try this... Bollocks!...

P.s. You do realise that laughing at your own "humour" doesn't make it funny?..

 

I'm not the only one laughing at you though

Lighten up fella, you're not doing much to dispel that angry small man spurs fan syndrome

 

I think we all know who the real drama queen is, on this site, Sid. Remember how you panicked when I caught you out on your alleged Cornish credentials, and I had you desperately Googling "Bodmin Gaol?" This site hasn't seen drama like that since the last time you got caught with your trousers down.

Nah, you are Sid Little to a tee. Give us a song, Sid! Actually, no, don't.

 

Wel, I suppose you've got Tricky licking your arse, if that's what you mean?...