Or the old classic that was used for Ashley Young " He's running at pace, any contact will knock him over"
Or Bale when he played for the Spuds, "He was just anticipating a bad tackle so he dived out of the way"
The worst you've seen ? Blimey mate that is saying something as you must have seen a few united games in the day !
Last season Mane was embarrassing. My Saints season ticket holding father in law used to seethe about it!
Rooney, Di Maria last season, Fellani and many more in times gone past with Ronaldo probably being the worst. To be fair united aren't as bad for it these days. The dodgy pens at OT seem to have dried up to.
Fellaini?! Bizarre, he's just a clumsy ****! And you've highlighted half a season Di Maria to support a flippant comment?! With regards to the "dodgy pens" at OT comment, I'm starting to get why the Dippers found you to be a bit of a stereotyping bore.
Relax man ! I think you take this forum a bit too seriously, I wasn't having a go about the dodgy pens. I actually think the abu culture has resulted in quite a few untrue myths. but there has been a few questionable pens at OT as you well know ! at you, of all posters, taking exception to stereotyping.
Stan still as popular as ever with all of us normal posters I see! Still, I'm sure that Pixie, Tobes and Lee still love you.
Self perceived "popularity" is what this forum is all about HIAG! Or perhaps not. Let's monitor this.
Being a showman, I understand that you cannot please all of the people all of the time, and that the trick is to try to please some of the people most of the time.
Is your obsession with people "liking" posts because so few "like" yours? As a showman you must crave recognition!