Talking of dead guinea pigs, me and my brother had one each (Brownie and Blondie) many years ago and they had some guinea pigletts (o.k. I'm sure that's not the technical name). Came down one morning to find Brownie (the Dad) ended up half eating 4 out of 6 of them. One of the grimmest things I've ever seen. Currently no pets but work with my Dad so claim his two King Charles Cav's as mine.
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