Just been handed a couple of tickets for the Premier Concourse for tomorrow's game through our works sponsorship. If anyone wants them let me know by PM and we can sort something out..
Otters, come forth and claim your free prize. All you have to do is introduce yourself... and show us your magic fun bags if you're a lady
Anybody wanting to take their son, daughter, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend (we'll be discrete ), to the game tomorrow, just look for the old hairy bastard with 2 young looking lads! If you can say the magic words (you're a damn good looking old hairy bastard) in the Victory, tomorrow lunchtime, the tickets are yours. You're a cheap ugly f***** will probably get you the tickets as well, but I live in hope of kind words.
Just 1 ticket left now. The Grandpops bent my arm, pretty much mugged me for it See you in a few hours Pops!