A bit of a SAFC questionaire.

Made up of totally random daft questions by me..

In the current squad.

1. Who is the fastest player?

2. Who is the most composed on the ball?

3. Who is the most likely to do something unexpected. Good or bad?

4. Who is the fittest (in a non gay way)?

5. Who is most likely to be huffing and puffing after 20 mins?

6. Who is the most versatile player?

7. Which player is most likely to take a huff?

8. The most ball greedy player award goes to?

9. Who is SA most unlikely to drop?

10. Who would win a royal rumble?

 

Made up of totally random daft questions by me..

In the current squad.

1. Who is the fastest player? Yedlin

2. Who is the most composed on the ball? M'Vila

3. Who is the most likely to do something unexpected. Good or bad? Kaboul with his surging runs up pitch

4. Who is the fittest (in a non gay way)? Got to be M'Vila the games he's playing

5. Who is most likely to be huffing and puffing after 20 mins? Ola or Kirchhoff, take you pick

6. Who is the most versatile player? Larsson Can play three positions. Not sure we have anyone else who can

7. Which player is most likely to take a huff? Defoe. Will always be the case for Strikers without service. You can see his frustration every game but he's such a pro he makes no bones about it when the final whistle goes

8. The most ball greedy player award goes to? Watmore(Now Connor has ****ed off)

9. Who is SA most unlikely to drop? At the moment, Kone

10. Who would win a royal rumble? Me Mam

 

Made up of totally random daft questions by me..

In the current squad.

1. Who is the fastest player? O'Shay

2. Who is the most composed on the ball? O'Shay

3. Who is the most likely to do something unexpected. Good or bad? O'Shay

4. Who is the fittest (in a non gay way)? Think taking into account age as well.....O'Shay

5. Who is most likely to be huffing and puffing after 20 mins? tricky one, think O'Shay

6. Who is the most versatile player? Stumped on that one, could be O'Shay, defence, the odd run up to midfield and attacks for corners.

7. Which player is most likely to take a huff? Got to be O'Shay

8. The most ball greedy player award goes to? yes i know, O'Shay as he wants to create everything that is good on the pitch.

9. Who is SA most unlikely to drop? Think it could be O'Shay for Kone and Kaboul, just based on the fact his surname doesn't start with a "k"

10. Who would win a royal rumble? Kone

 

Kone and Kaboul tag-team

 

At least spell his fecking name correctly

 

just knew someone was going to pick up on it

 

1. Who is the fastest prayer? Kone

2. Who would you like to take your balls in their mouth? Katy Perry

3. Who is the most likely to do something unexpected. Good or bad? Kim Jong Un

4. Who is the fittest in a gay way? Duncan Watmore

5. Who is most likely to be puffing after 20 mins in a mincer bar? Borini

6. Who is the most versatile player? Crap question.

7. Which player is most likely to take a Bratwurst in the arse? Cattermole

8. The most food greedy award goes to? Allardyce

9. What is SA most unlikely to drop? his pickled eggs.

10. Who would win a royal rumble? Ellis Shart

 

This thread has just take a turn for the better

 

turning into an ok thread considering what it started from

 

Big Sam's Pickled Eggs! Creased

 

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That's amazing - 8 maltesers in your hand

They do melt in your mouth . . . . not in your hand

 

And GA was odds on favourite..

 

In the current squad.

1. Who is the fastest player? Yedlin

2. Who is the most composed on the ball?kirchoff

3. Who is the most likely to do something unexpected. Good or bad?van the man

4. Who is the fittest (in a non gay way)?wassie

5. Who is most likely to be huffing and puffing after 20 mins? Kirchoff

6. Who is the most versatile player?rodwell

7. Which player is most likely to take a huff?larsson

8. The most ball greedy player award goes to?borinie

9. Who is SA most unlikely to drop?rodwell

10. Who would win a royal rumble?[/QUOTE] Defoe