Off Topic I'm off

Well its that time, i know some people hate announcing it but im now off.
Might come back at a later date but cant guarantee it, just had enough for now.
Hope the rest of you lot have fun.

 

At least give a reason so everybody doesn't think it's my fault

Unless it is my fault?

 

right, im back, had to take my car down the garage for its service.
Oh and April fool Tel

 

I hate you.

 

i was gonna drag it on but forgot to put my footy predictions in first

 

Not long to go to get any more April fools in, just got my boss and he called me a cnut! charming
Told him that the 16000 litre water tank he designed was leaking, its over in Holland right now, kept him going until he said he was going to phone the customer.
Anyone done any good ones?

 

Sweet. Ta for the reminder.

 

April mug day for me today, the wife has just left to go into town with my credit card.

 

bet she comes back and says that she didn't spend anything, then when you get the bill in she comes out with the April Fool malarkey thing.

 

Mate she'll need an entourage to fetch her plethora of shopping bags back with her, I'll know how much she's spent by how nice my dinner will be tonight... if she suggests paying to take me out, I know it's gonna hurt bad.

 

She only spent £110, which has so far turned out to mean £155, I think I've got off lightly to be fair to her, although that does mean I'm cooking now.

 

Thank God




Oh.... you were joking...

 

The immortal sentence "I have saved you XXXXXXXXX dollars by getting things at sale price" drives me up the wall. Could have saved even more if they had not been bought in the first place.

 

Amazing how much they can save by buying stuff you don`t need and will never use for half price.

 

I'm amazed how we can walk out a shop and our lass has bought a new coat and she's never left my side I'm like when the f uck did you do that.

 

Oh they are good mate.

 

Fur coat and nee knickers


A real woman.

 

I can just about remember them days.

 

Nah. You smell a bit but you're not off.

x

 

but its always your fault Tell,well thats what everyone keeps telling me.....