My two daughters each had a guinea pig many years ago one called Patch and one called Lucky (the guinea pigs that is, not my daughters - my wife wouldn't let me call the daughters Patch and Lucky!! ) Within a month or two Lucky killed Patch by lying on it's leg and breaking it and then shortly afterwards Lucky died of lonliness and a broken heart. Sad but true.
Hell Bri, what's that huge ugly monster that's got hold of you and just when you're wearing your new furry catsuit?