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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand.

    <laugh>
     
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    The perfect crime was committed last night, when thieves broke into Scotland Yard and stole all the toilets. Police say they have absolutely nothing to go on.
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Just like you then.
     
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  4. Toby

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    Says the guy that steals 200 year old jokes to try and be 'funny'.
     
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    Toby, Mar 31, 2016
  5. DevAdvocate

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    "Steals" jokes

    I think you are serious too. <rofl>
     
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    DevAdvocate, Mar 31, 2016
  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Fair play to conkers if he came up with this gag cos when you think about it, it's fairly amusing <ok>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 31, 2016
  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    He stole it though. Can't abide thieves, especially Joke thieves.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    got to admire dev's "staying power"
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

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    Wee Ronnie's not even cold and Squiggy is nicking his jokes (even though RC never wrote them), that's ****ing low man.
     
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    i dont even get it
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Hahahahahahaha ****in yaaaaaaassss

    No wonder scan calls himself scan the man
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Handles for forks <ok>
     
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  13. pompeymeowth

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    Do you know any better ones? Please entertain us.
     
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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Del Boy falls thro bar < four candles
     
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    <laugh>

    Dev is the man
     
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    The funniest part about the whole "dev & Toby beef" is that dev would ****ing murder Toby <laugh>

    Have you ever seen dev ffs??? He's a beast!!

    image.jpeg
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 31, 2016
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  17. DevAdvocate

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    I would kill him with a harsh stare.
     
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    <rofl> <rofl>

    What Dev would actually look like after a fight with Toby The Ewok-Slayer

     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  20. Toby

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    :huh:
     
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