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New gang set to rival LYT

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Mar 30, 2016.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <grr>

    For sumbdy who purports to have had their hole last night yer in a pretty ****e mood.
     
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    Gambol, Mar 31, 2016
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You'd be pissed off too if you had to shag the sort of women Trev can pump...
     
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    Toby, Mar 31, 2016
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I'm still mad wae it

    Life is good

    (Even better when @bucks_is_leeds likes this post)
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 31, 2016
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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Toby, Mar 31, 2016
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh>

    Wid ye?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 31, 2016
  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I have standards <cool>
     
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    Toby, Mar 31, 2016
  7. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <rofl>

    POOVES get the **** kicked out of them, then Trev celebrates by tonguing a birds fartbox <ok>

    Classic LYT.
     
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    Patience, Mar 31, 2016
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  8. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Aye? :eek:
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Mar 31, 2016
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    True brother.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 31, 2016
  10. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    He was it for cleanliness?
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Mar 31, 2016

  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    ****in spotless man. <ok>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 31, 2016
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  12. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    To be fair to the big fella, he thought it was a chocolate donut <rofl><ok>
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Mar 31, 2016
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  13. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    That's boring mate, need a bit of stink there to up the filth levels.
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Mar 31, 2016
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  14. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> ye can take the boy out of twechar.....
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 31, 2016
  15. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Great offensive last night, Lads.

    POOVES literally ran amok and left the LYT with no illusions as to who the new kids on the block are.

    Here are some exclusive pics from last nights escapades:

    We travelled up Argyle Street and burst into Lebowski's to be confronted with Beale and Senga conoodling on the dance floor;
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    Jiffy wheeled out from LYT HQ (Disabled toilet) and gave us his popinion on where he was heading once Gambol got a hold of his wheelchair.

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    Trev jumped onto his mobility scooter and tried to make a dash for fire exit:

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    MonicaTaig gave the raid a big thumbs up
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    All in all a good nights work.

    Meeting tonight at Waterloo bar as usual.

    PS - do not accept any offerings from patrons requesting to push in your stool...
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Apr 1, 2016
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  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh> you are one cheeky **** Baz!
     
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    monacoger, Apr 1, 2016
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    imagine pouncing when scan the man wasn't around <doh>

    gang warfare was a gentlemans game in my day
     
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  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    You were there though Scan

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    monacoger, Apr 1, 2016
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  19. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <rofl>

    The LYT's man behind enemy lines, a detective in the Specialist Crime Division for Polis Scotland, has informed us that the POOVES have disbanded after internal strife led to yet another pumping. The LYT rolled up after receiving a report that the POOVES planned to be holding a soggy biscuit competition between their main players, B.Lochrie, Allan, Iain, and useless drunk wife-beater, Aldo, at their HQ, the Waterloo early yesterday evening.

    An argument over ejaculation time and type of digestive used lead to aggressive French kissing between Aldo and Iain, whilst Allan and Barrie fisted each other in the arse and face.

    Unfortunately for them, the LYT had arrived with their new heavily armoured all terrain tank-wheelchair, with skilled operator Jiffy the Cripple at the helm.

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    After mowing down the doors, the LYT stormed the building with Titties Trev wielding his signature weapon of a large, black dildo. He and Scan the Man secured the premises, took the POOVES hostage, and then Titties Trev smashed the premises up as Baz wept and dribbled jiz-biscuit down his Sash. Scan then sent in famed LYT hardman, Shuggie, to dish out some retribution.

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    The LYT then torched the bar, sending the POOVES scarpering to the hospital.

    Below is exclusive footage of Gambol at hospital seeking treatment.

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    Patience, Apr 4, 2016
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    those Arabs have a great worker on their hands with our Jiffy.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 4, 2016
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