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New gang set to rival LYT

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Anilingus Aficionado, Mar 30, 2016.

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  1. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    My London gang, the Froggy Autonomous Gangrapers Society, will batter **** out of you mongfilddlers if you ever venture down to the Capital <grr> <grr>
     
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    Toby, Mar 30, 2016
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  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Peeps I just had the feds at the ****ing door.

    They're like "Mr Aldo we have reason to believe your dogs have been chasing people on bikes"

    I told them to **** off, my dogs don't even have bikes.

    Yacontchas.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Mar 30, 2016
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  3. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    UPDATE:

    POOVES sent running from Argyll Street late last night, after a failed attack on the LYT's Lebowski's HQ. The leader of the POOVES, rumoured to be a failed business owner drowning in Louboutin shoe debt, shat it when confronted by feared LYT enforcer, Jiffy the Cripple, whilst the remaining gang members were battered by Army Council commanders, the Dark Destroyer Scan and Big Titties Trev.

    Exclusive photos below reveal POOVES leader, Barrie Lochrie, running away from an LYT member who is covered in the blood of his victim, the elderly alcoholic and wife-beater, Aldo.

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    Exclusive photo also reveals LYT enforcer, Jiffy the Cripple, being arrested on trumped up charges after helping to chase the POOVES off the LYT's home patch.

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    LYT celebrate after easy victory and send out message to Pud and his Fleeto Scum.

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    Patience, Mar 31, 2016
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  4. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    <laugh>
     
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    rogueleader, Mar 31, 2016
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  5. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> <applause>
     
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Backstabbing bastards :mad:
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Mar 31, 2016

  7. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Recently released photo of POOVES member, Monacoger (top) and Gambol (bottom)

    Also, obligatory pic of Mrs Aldo once Aldo woke up from his coma and went home

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    Patience, Mar 31, 2016
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  8. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Internal Memo:

    All POOVES attendance required at Waterloo Bar, Argyle Street @ 7pm tonight to regroup after last night's botched Lebowski raid resulted in superficial bruising though well done to *****Ger for puncturing Jif's rear tyres.
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Mar 31, 2016
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  9. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    The LYT's Research and Development team work to ensure there will be no repeat of Jif's flat tyres again.

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    Patience, Mar 31, 2016
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  10. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Poor Big Senga sitting on her lonesome in the background :frown:
     
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    Toby, Mar 31, 2016
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  11. User Deleted

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    si's wife loving her work
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    That's handy for me ducky.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Mar 31, 2016
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Got my hole last night

    Utter utter filth
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 31, 2016
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  14. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    First time I've had my tongue up a dunger <ok>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 31, 2016
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Mar 31, 2016
  16. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    What was his name?
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 31, 2016
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Wes
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 31, 2016
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Jiffy. He came in a jiffy.
     
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    Gambol, Mar 31, 2016
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  19. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Toby, Mar 31, 2016
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    File that one under tumbleweed
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 31, 2016
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