Off Topic Sandwiches?

Not the hottest pepper but oh lordy it makes the tastiest hot sauce. Still waiting on my lady sewing this years crop but she still hasn't. It's her birthday today so it won't be happening today.

 

Yes maybe -but I live a rock n'roll lifestyle

 

Thats cos youve got class, unlike crumble with his egg, salad cream and crisp sarnie.

 

**** off, I've got tip top sarnies today mate. Might even start munching em before dinner as im right ****in hungry.

 

Sandwich spread. Remember that stuff?

 

lucky you, surprised com didn't come in with some filth about shagging groupies etc

 

What flavour crisps did you opt for in this culinary delight?

 

got that tomorrow, salmon spread. Oh yes and it will be with crisps but no salad cream lol.

 

whatever is in the machine, either cheese n onion or roast chicken.

 

He is a fluffer for the porn stars. He flicks their nipples with his drum sticks.

 

She really spoils you.

 

not really, i have to buy my own crisps.

 

Out of your pocket money

 

nah my paper round mate.

 

always prefer mine toasted. unless its an open sandwich, of course...

 

Got to be brown bread with lettuce tomatoe ham cucumber cheese and onion and garlic dip with crisps all over the top

Never get bored of that

 

tuna melt . inc mayo n finely chopped onion
thick wedge of ham, cheddar and sliced onion or pickles in a crusty bun/bap
they do a meat patty here called a lindstrom beef, which is basically minced beef and beetroot. makes a splendid sarnie with cheese n mustard.
fried egg on rye n mustard
salt beef n mustard toasted bagel
sausage n egg mcmuffin - fantastic hangover food
chicken club n proper bacon
croque monsieur or just some eggy bread

got the ****ing munchies now.... bollocks

 

Your father raised you well.

 

So I hear!

 

My spidey senses are tingling.