Off Topic Sandwiches?

I dont catch the ****ers but one of my work colleagues does. he dislikes trout, enjoys fishing but he's not allowed to throw them back. Easy to gut, twat to fillet but when steamed with some garlic, parsley and lemon they are lovely. Not an expensive sarnie really.

 

One has to try at times.


Fuclimg joking i hate gannin to meetings

Bucha ****s.

 

Bloody hell - I come out of my Holt and take this abuse

 

So, you're an otter out of its holt that doesn't catch fish but eats it in sarnies. Something smells fishy here!

 

Not me Comm - never commissioned, nor did I ever aspire to be a commissioned officer. Enjoyed my time and was lucky to leave in the rank that i did; wouldnt change if for the world but now work for the MOD as a boring civil servant. Back on topic though i would love to have a Ham peas pudding with a dollop of tomato sauce

 

Well after 3 marriages

 

You were doing so well until the final two words.

 

Aye. Proper spoilt it. Now, if he`d said `in a stottie`. Totally different.

 

Sorry - Back in my Holt I go

 

Oney right & proper. Ketchup on ham & peas pud. ffs.

edit: and nee stottie. Don`t know what the world`s coming to.

 

Ye a ****ing hillbilly anyway.

Get ya banjo oot

 

Eeee yer cheeky young guttersnipe.

Bairns nowadays, nee browtins up. Nee respect. Impittent they are.

 

looks like someones blood over that as gravy

 

It's hot sauce not gravy!

The Mrs makes it, with her period goop and some Cayenne Pepper.

 

sounds good, nice n gloopy in places then.

 

got egg with salad cream in bread buns today, gotta buy some crisps to chuck in for bit of crunch though.

 

Salad cream not mayo.

 

Nah, not a lover of mayo, the mrs likes mine though

 

I'm having some toasted sarnies for breakfast - a tuna & mozzarella melt with a sprinkling of cayenne pepper

 

its nearly lunchtime man, had my brekky at 5.30.