The Daily Arsenal

You're no good to me, Pixie. I gave you your chance, mate.

 

Mate, you've ****ed up on your Bodmin Jail googling. I suppose you're going to claim that you're ****ing Peter Stringfellow next

 

To be fair he is venturing into detail so it's time for you to start deflecting. Good work HIAG.

 

Nice try, agent. I don't really care what the place is used for, now. I have no interest in it.

It was more a case of my picking Pixie's brains and finding out if he could be of any use to me. I have established the fact that he can't.

You go back to your pointless windmilling, mate. I have money to make.

 

No. Do you know Peter?

 

I think it's more likely that Stringfellow is ****ing HIAG. Maybe he's the mystery financier who doesn't care about who the sites are being bought from, build costs or profits?

 

In short: why are you doing this to me Stan?

 

That was quite funny, actually, agent. Shame you will never understand why.

 

You asked one question about Bodmin Jail and got exposed as being a gobshite who doesn't even know what it's called, or that there's still a nightclub there today.

 

That seems to get you by, so why not?

 

I understand why HIAG!

 

So which town is your Cornish builder from again HIAG ?

 

Says the muppet who admitted that he had to Google to find out that there used to be a nightclub there, in the first place!

 

I am very confident that you do not.

 

Evidence ?

 

I've told you, Pixie, you are of no use to me. You've demonstrated that. I'm in control of this exchange, not you, mate.

 

You must wish that you could type in evaporating ink.

He googled who owned the site.

 

Yeah, that makes a diffence, agent.

 

HIAG is tying himself up in knots over this and I am letting out the rope

 

Fact or fiction, I wouldn't be impressed.

I think you should get yourself on the X Factor fella, you're desperate for recognition of some sort!