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Really? That is very interesting.

Where?

I know Bideford very well, on account of the fact that I arranged major finance on a large development there, not that long ago.

 

That's a good idea @Hoddle Is A God can you ask Cornish where in Cornwall he is from ? I reckon he'll know all the secret top local spots.

 

I'm using pagan vernacular.

 

Too easy. I can Google that.

 

You haven't made a very good job of the property googling so far mate. There are some very specific names and places in Cornwall that only somebody who has lived here would know. Where is your Cornish builder from ?

 

By the way, Stan, I'm going to be making a section 73 application on the pub deal. Do you know how I am going to do that?

 

Where are you from, Pixie. I'll get him to check you out. No need to embarrass yourself on this forum. I'm really not into that.

 

Near the hospital which will probably influence the choice of application for C2 use.

Whereabouts in Devon are you writing a story about?

 

I'm from Lewisham in south london mate, but I've lived in cornwall for 15 years. Where is your Cornish builder from ?

 

Interesting. I'll look into that.

If I told you the deal I was involved in, you'd probably be able to find out who I am, which I would rather keep secret.

 

Depends on what the current consent is for and what amendments you want to make. I suspect what you'll end up doing is rewriting an entire chapter of the book.

What I would do is pay my planning consultant and lawyer to look into it. That's why I was interested to see how your opinion (as a Legal 500 lawyer) compared on a deal we worked on but as usual you shat yourself, retreated and turned quite hysterical.

 

As I said, you're terrified of detail as you don't have any.

Enjoy your furious googling of sites in Bideford!

 

He can't tell you that. You'd quickly work out which builder he was and then you'd work out who HIAG is and then you'd be able to take down his Lego empire.

 

What the hell does that matter? I've already told you that we're not building in Cornwall. I could give you any number of places in Cornwall, what would it matter?

Bodmin. No, St Austell. Hang on, I think it was Penzance.

 

I think Bodmin or Penzance would be better as they're more recognisable if you ever get the book published.

 

It doesn't matter that you're not building in Cornwall as that will make no difference to the areas that your Cornish builder would know.
I might even know him, where in Cornwall is he from ?

 

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As predicted the second chapter in HIAG's property fairytale

 

Hm. You've bottled it, just like I knew you would.

Let me educate you.

We've currently got planning for three flats in the main pub building, but we believe that with a slight amendment to the plans, and a rejigging of the orientation of layout, we can get 5 flats in, using the same footprint. It will mean using the cellar area, though, which the initial application completely missed out. Yes, we will be increasing the overall square footage, only by about 500 square foot. One of the flats is 1500 square foot which, whilst it may well sell for more cash, it won't sell for as much as two 750 square foot flats (actually 825 sq ft, once we've done our re-jigging). The overall square footage comes within the limits permitted before any developer contributions kick in. So, in reality, what we are really seeking is an amendment to the plans. By the way, parking is not an issue, before you try to wum me on that point, in order to make yourself look good in front of your muppet mates.