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The "Mighty Juggernaut" thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Jul 19, 2015.

  1. Will you please stop going on about me being loaded!
     
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  2. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    after my divorce I ended up with
    the 2 girls
    Her son stayed with me (was my best man when I remarried 7 years later)
    the girl we fostered
    her dog
    the house
    my money

    She got the worthless piece of **** that was her "soulmate" and "forever love", it turned out he wasn't either of those and she is on her own :)

    My girls and step son now have 2 new step brothers and step mum who they love.
    Ain't life funny how it ends up :)
     
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  3. Is that why you always come across so bitter, G4E?

    Me, see, I've got the full package - soulmate (= limitless sex, some of it barely legal), the house, the flash car, the golf club, the gun club, my rock band, good earnings (but, please, don't bang on about me being loaded), etc. That's why I always come across as mellow and on the level, see.
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    .. it was legalised decades ago HIAG; you and Rupert can even get married now <laugh> and what golf club have you got? ... I'll just bet it's a tummy putter? <laugh>
     
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  5. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    I got to keep all that matters and am happier than I have ever been, how does that make me bitter.

    Your full package seems rather small - (only one house and car) but if it keeps you happy bless
     
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  6. NSIS

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    You got lucky, mate. I got the Robin Williams treatment. Although I my two sons did both stay with me.
     
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  7. I'm not counting the Villa abroad or the coastal retreat. I'm also not counting any of the several properties that I build every year, as they all get sold.
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    .. let's face it, the chances of the Villa playing anything but friendlies abroad is now very remote ...

    Coastal retreat? OK ...
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    ... and fair play ... there is a fair market for these nowadays ...
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  9. Stan

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    Lego?
     
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  10. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Are Villa going abroad? They might actually win the odd game, if they do.
     
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  11. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Ive got 4 wives. Keeps them all happy, sharing me.
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Just don't let them find out about each other, ok? Gets messy. Apparently...
     
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  13. If I had 4 wives, I'd get them to perform grotesque acts of lesbian love on each other for my daily entertainment, before I join in the fun.

    I wouldn't ask them to degrade themselves with love-toys, though, as I'm not into anything kinky.
     
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  14. NSIS

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    You into surround sound nagging then!?...
     
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  15. PINKIE

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    HAIG's gone full tilt Walter Mitty today.

    Have you been getting bullied again ?
     
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  16. PINKIE

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    That's a really good thing to do mate. My wife and I looked at fostering, right before she fell pregnant, so that's on hold whilst we have a little one.
    How many Kids have you fostered ?
     
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  17. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    In the last 20 years I have fostered 14 kids, the longest for 8 years :)
     
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  18. Has the father been informed?
     
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  19. PINKIE

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    That's amazing fella <ok> Good job.

    Nice to see somebody using their time and money to help raise some kids who've had difficult times, instead of somebody who boasts about their imaginary wealth and coastal retreats, Villa's in the sun, Gold courses, Shooting ranges, pet Yeti etc.
     
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  20. Stan

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    Good for you pal. Very admirable.
     
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