Funniest Bottom quote: Richie: This is an original Van Der Heusen Eddie: Yeah, It's theeee original Van Der Heusen, it hasn't had a wash since 1963. Richie: Well if you had the common decency to go out and get yourself a proper job and not hang around the flat all day like some vast slug, then perhaps I would have the opportunity to take my top off and wash it with the risk of you seeing my nipples.
Maybe in contention for worst ever show. Mr and Mrs. 1. How many times did your wife get fingered of Costa the Spanish dwarf on her hen night? 2. What is your wifes favourite brand of Spaghetti? 3. At xmas time your wife keeps her secret stash of sherry where? 4. How many times did your wife put her thong on the wrong way this morning.? 5. If you offered your wife a holiday or a dune buggy what would she choose?
I'll beat that easily. Come Dine With Me... Come into my house, look at my little folding table made out of match sticks that I store behind my fridge, I've borrowed 3 chairs from next door, I will sit on the bin. First up, I will serve you all a soup, made from cabbage and elderflower with a drizzle of pile goop and you'll all tell me it's ****ing delicious then give me a 3/10 in the taxi home. For main, I will curl out a fat chudder in a bowl and drizzle some lard over it and spew on it before kicking it in your face and laughing at your hairy mole for 30 minutes. For dessert, I will piss in a bowl and mix in some dog bladder and onion bin juice and give you a dollop of pube ice cream to finish off. Whilst I'm cooking, feel free to dig through my undies and find my rabbit, which should still be covered in bits of tagnugget from when big lennie drove it through my fart pipe last night. At the end of the week we can all stand around in a circle, pretending we all like each other until the winner is announced and a royal rumble breaks out and we all die of aids.
He served nut loaf with organic lemonade. His guests all died though because he suffocated them with his lavender incense sticks.
Star trek, Steptoe & son, the avengers, the Sweeney, swap shop ! worst was Elderado, Blakes 7, crossroads, Disentry, i mean dinasty (Joan Collins) and the one with the bird on yacht at the start, English series about a bloke who owns a boat business. I like sci fi/mystery and have collected nearly all classic series original Twilight zone, - the night gallery (the follow up to twilight zone, all colour) - outer limits both series, - Alfred Hitchcock presents, - one step beyond, - the veil (Borris Karloff, very rare) - Hammer house of horror, thriller (excellent English colour series from the 1970's) Kolchak (weired stories), and now at the minute watching the Ray Bradbury theatre (1980's, 65 episodes - 23 mins each long and good) - tales of mystery and imagination (that is the series with the famous Sweeney todd episode) others that I would like are creepshow series (USA) Orson welles mysteries, which I cannot find anywhere, and tales of the unexpected.
a by no means extensive list of my favourite tv shows over the last god-knows-how-many years: DRAMA breaking bad game of thrones the walking dead deadwood justified oz the wire the sopranos lost dexter better call saul black mirror luther the people vs oj simpson battlestar galactica (2004) ash vs evil dead the x files the bridge (bron/broen) death note twin peaks poirot the adventures of sherlock holmes COMEDY fawlty towers blackadder jeeves and wooster smell of reeves and mortimer bit of fry and laurie father ted south park family guy arrested development the day today brass eye i'm alan partridge/knowing me, knowing you garth marenghi's dark place black books the thick of it chappelle's show
Just how old are you Monty? One minute I think you're just a young'un, next minute you're coming out with 80's tv!
no mate as I seldom watch TV nowadays - just remember sometimes enjoying these when I could be in the same room as the TV set and not feel like putting my foot through the screen
One what? I'm going with "sexy bastard with impeccable taste." That's what you meant, right? Right? Ah, 'course it was. Couldn't possibly be anything else. Forgot to mention Happy Valley. Love Sarah Lancaster even if she is old enough to be me ma'
I loved a series called Bread winner hog back in the sixties this was probably the start of the first nasty bastards coming on the Television. I was just getting into Eldorado when they took it off.
Let me clear this all up for you folks. 1 and 1a) Sopranos and Breaking Bad (Better Call Saul also brilliant btw) Game of Thrones overrated. Some great honorable mentions, most already listed.
