Been doing family stuff for a few days and I come back and there's no Easter thread! Happy Jesus/Chocolate weekend. What you all been up to? Made a big roast lamb dinner yesterday and watched Return of the Jedi with little luv got a bit drunk throughout the day. All good.
Check out my posts in the pub thread before jumping the gun Been mostly eating my milk chocolate jesus and crucifix effigies that hatched out of the dark chocolate hens' eggs that the white chocolate rabbit laid in the garden yesterday morning
I re-enacted the crucifixion on Friday with some match sticks and a wasp. There was no resurrection though. As I set fire to it
See this is why the romans were annihilated as an empire. no clue how to deal with zombies. Tobes shows the way.
I don't quite get how he gets crucified on a different date every year. Not much of a anniversary is it? This weekend will do this year lads, near enough.
The moon is hollow like an Easter egg and was towed into place by our pre-Adamite alien overlords as a death star in order to wrest control of the earth from the pre-Adamites themselves during a period of interstellar hot warfare, following a prolonged cold war. Easter eggs are a remnant of ancient alien and alien-nephilim-human hybrid ritual practices around the worship of the moon, hence why they are hollow. Read the Vedic texts ... it's all in there
