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  1. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    I've often thought about that martyr promise too - would 72 virgins be sufficient ? I mean we're talking about eternity here !
     
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    They'll just have to go back to shagging animals after the virgins get too baggy.
     
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    You can only use them once as they won't be virgins anymore. Sex 72 times in an eternity. Virgins who died and went to hell will get more shaftings off Satan <laugh>
     
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    They'd all look the same as well, fat sweaty mutters who nobody wanted to shag in the real world, wearing Burkhas, probably hairy as **** and because they're virgins they've no idea how to smoke pole.
     
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    Can't add anything to that fella. What ever floats their boat eh? Better than them coming over here and raping our pale skinned fair haired women.
     
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    That touches on a huge issue I have and always will have with Islam, and that is that women are subordinate.

    If I catch a 'slim even attempting to speak down to a woman (a shop attendant for example) I usually lose my ****. I screamed at one in M&S who was paying at the self-scan tills and he told a woman who worked there to get away from him whilst he put his pin-number in, rude as **** pig. She was so happy somebody stood up to him I could see it, but she'd have been fired if she said anything to him no doubt.
     
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    Agreed and nice one too fella. My lass is always a bit worried at what's going to make me pipe up in public. I couldn't hold my tongue if I saw that.
     
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    No one's ever told my wife she's subordinate.
     
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    I see why they do it, because they're born thinking that women are not equal, but when their plane's wheels touch the Tarmac in Blighty, they play by our rules with regards to our women and they should show them the respect they've earned from all men. I'm not scared to cause a scene at all mate, I don't even consider it.
     
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    There are plenty of people who think she is mate, we all know she wears the trousers in your house though <ok>
     
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    and lived. <laugh>
     
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    It used to trigger my lasses anxiety so had to wind it in but as she's getting better I'm free to speak up again.
     
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    Do you not think they do every time they segregate her at mosque?
     
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    I`d love it if they got to paradise and found out allah was a woman, <laugh>

    There you go boys (points to a herd of pigs) there`s your virgins. Oh but you can`t even manage them can you cos you`ve blown yer bits off yer daft bastards. <laugh>
     
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    Now then, what I reckon is this right?

    All them radical mueslies should get themselves together right? all put on them dynamite weskits, get themselves in the middle of a big field (well away from sane people yeah?) all together shout `allans snackbar` pull the strings and blow themselves to bits. They all go and collect their virgins and no innocent people get hurt.

    One of them things a day for a couple of months should get rid of most of the daft buggers. Everybody happy. Sorted. <ok>
     
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    i blame that Ali's snackbar for all the trouble
     
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    FBI have cracked that phone after all.

    Probably **** all on it.
     
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    I don't think that's true. Who polled 30% of UK Muslims? There was a survey reported badly in the Sun and they've just had to retract it - http://www.presstv.ir/Detail/2016/03/26/457639/UK-Sun-IPSO-Muslim-support-Daesh

    There are 1.6 billion Muslims in the world, a tiny percentage of them are ****ers, less so are actual murderers. As the post you disagreed with suggests, If they all wanted to fight, it'd be world war three. Therein lies the problem with extremist attitudes, IS would love it if moderate Muslims became marginalised to the extent that they formed sympathetic views, It's what they want to happen. Also, and this is where it gets controversial, the west have been at war in the Middle East for the best part of 25 years, since the first Gulf War. I've read reports that 4 million Muslims have been killed in western wars in the Middle East since 1990 yet we expect to live in peace here. It ain't right people strapping bombs to themselves, blowing up other people who don't have anything to do with anything but we have to look in the mirror and think about our role.
     
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    Poor MrRAW gets the blame for everthing & he's a ****ing smashing bloke.
    Love him to bits I do.
     
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